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Thisby
Level 20
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 8/1/2018 at 2:06 PM Post #1
Share your funny rp quotes

-"Shut up, I knit like a badass"

-"I may or may not have panicked and eaten an entire gallon of ice cream"

-"Thomas was waiting for James, he got a letter that alex wouldnt be attending the meeting because he died"

-"I may not have slept since, uh, last week..?"

-"You really should be resting..."
"I've been in a coma for almost three months."
Goldennautilus
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 81
Posts: 31,618
Posted: 8/1/2018 at 2:37 PM Post #2
-"Ooooo.... he mad now,"
"...Really?"
"Like, tear-your-eyes-out-and-shove-them-down-your-throat mad,"

-"Come on out. We won't eat you, but you have the stealth capabilities of a bull in a rain gutter."

-"Tag and fetch are incredibly dangerous games to play with the people I hang out with,"

-"you still act like a tiger in a cage...Why?"
"Actually, I could jump out the window anytime I want.... And last I checked, my fur isn't orange and black."
Edited By Goldennautilusdreams on 8/5/2018 at 5:25 PM.
Moonia
Level 58
Joined: 12/18/2017
Threads: 126
Posts: 5,482
Posted: 8/1/2018 at 2:54 PM Post #3
The moment you realize you got hacked by your sibling


The moment you realize a hackers on your team in leage of legends
Thisby
Level 20
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 8/3/2018 at 8:52 AM Post #4
-Hed often feel lightheaded and dizzy because news flash: coughing up blood and flowers isnt that good for your body
Goldennautilus
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 81
Posts: 31,618
Posted: 8/5/2018 at 5:25 PM Post #5
-"Talking about popcorn hardly counts as cheating,"

-"But to answer your question, no, being eletcrocuted is not a pleasant experiance,"

-"Cockatoo, if you're gonna insult me, at least have the decencey to be clever about it,"

-(This is after a bout of passive-aggressiveness) Then he paused, realizing something. "'Knux'? Did he just pin a nickname on me??" He exclaimed to himself.
Edited By Goldennautilusdreams on 8/8/2018 at 10:38 PM.
Colress
Level 65
Trickster
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 67
Posts: 4,210
Posted: 8/5/2018 at 6:47 PM Post #6
*huh. I just run around as a velociraptor and eat basically every hot dog in the 25 mile radius.*

"This is the most outrageous -"
"Pbbbblltltllttttt..."
"-most reckless-"
"BPPLBPPLTTLTTPP...."
"-most boundary-pushing stunt you've ever-"
"PBBBLLBTTTTT!!!!"
"-STOP DOING THAT!!!"

"All I'm saying is you need to loosen up! You have a stick up your butt!" Gilbert said.
"What if I'm okay with a stick up my butt?" Headmaster Eidelstein said angrily, his arms crossed over his chest.
"There could be something else up your butt.." Eisner said, wiggling his eyebrows.
Christopher promptly pushed him out a window.

"Chris, I don't think Natsuki speaks old fartbag." Ha-Neul snorted.

"GIRLS! CLASS IS STARTING! IF YOU ARE LATE I WILL FEED YOU TO GILBIRD!!!"

"It is fun to be cold, da? My body gets so cold and stiff sometimes, that people think I am dead..."

"Christmas isn't until tomorrow..." Christopher said stiffly. "I do not celebrate the holidays."
"You can spend them with me, then!"
"NO."

Josef leaped into the air and did a spin, landing in an elegant glide.

(What really happened)
Colress
Level 65
Trickster
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 67
Posts: 4,210
Posted: 8/12/2018 at 10:13 AM Post #7
"How do I know you're not lying?!" America said suspiciously.
England hopped through the window, and France was halfway through when England waved his wand to fix it, which left the Frenchman stuck halfway through the window.
"Uh... England? I'm stuck..." France said.
"Get yourself out." England said disdainfully.
"But I can't."
"Then let China help you."
"China's outside..." France said.
"Well then go outside and ask him." England said.
"I can't... I'm stuck in the window." France whimpered.
"Well that sucks for you.
"My butt is cold..."
China banged on the glass. "Let me in, aru!"
America motioned for him to go around.
"Who is the girl?" Belarus asked.
"I AM A MAN!!!!" China yelled over the howling wind.
Thisby
Level 20
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 8/13/2018 at 2:51 PM Post #8
"Thanks for helping us through this, Theo." John smiled warmly
"Anytime. It was great getting to know you." Theo responded
"I just realized we basically bonded through having mutual panic attacks-" Alex mumbled
Goldennautilus
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 81
Posts: 31,618
Posted: 8/31/2018 at 5:11 PM Post #9
(Short scene between me, Dragongem23, and Eevee17. I'm Knux, Dragon is Tails, and Eevee is Sonic.)

Knuckles paused at the end of a hall. "Down this way. Security's tight, though," He cautioned in a hushed tone. "Best keep it down and take them out quietly," He added gesturing to some security bots.

Tails nodded,"I have banana's for backup" he wispered.

(Sonic) smirked at Tails comment, (he) then quickly took out a couple of bots quietly.

"You brought--?? Okay, I have nothing against fruit, but-- Why do you have bananas?" Knuckles asked Tails as he took out another bot.

(Sonic) snickered, "There was a box of fruit and there was nothing else to fight with." (he) said with a big grin on (his) face as (he) took out another bot.

"So you choose a banana. What's he gonna do, make the robots slip on them?" Knuckles scoffed, turning swiftly on an opponent.

Tails shrugged,"I guess they could be great projectiles" he added.

Knuckles gestured to an oncoming robot. "Prove it," He dared.

Since it was the last robot (Sonic) stood back but was ready to destroy it if Tails banana did nothing.

Tail's nodded and tossed the banana.It hit the robot in the sensor/camera blinding it.He ran forward and tripped it,it suprizingly didn't make a loud noise,Tails shrugged,"They must be using something new to build these"

Knuckles blinked, surprised and even a little impressed. "...I stand corrected," He muttered to himself, shaking his head.Smart kid...

Afterwards, Dragon and I had the following short chat...

Me: I thought he was gonna radiate it with the banana's potassium XD

Dragon: WHY DIDN"T I THINK OF THAT?banana's could be bombs....DARN

Me:Then again, there's only 422mg of potassium in a banana... :l
Edited By Goldennautilusdreams on 9/28/2018 at 11:42 PM.
Colress
Level 65
Trickster
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 67
Posts: 4,210
Posted: 9/7/2018 at 6:01 PM Post #10
He smiled cautiously, the Tzar spoke in a cold voice, "You will see my daughter to her ship now. Talk to the Port Official in the morning, he will have further instructions"
"Yes, your Majesty." Ivan said. He turned around and added under his breath, "Sir Stinky Buttface of St Peepeeburg." he turned around to look at the princess. "Are you coming, your highness?"
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