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Larkian
Level 75
The Tactician
Joined: 5/15/2018
Threads: 104
Posts: 16,971
Posted: 7/8/2019 at 11:14 PM Post #31
(Akio and Akira bickering)
"Do these work?" shouted Akio .
"What?"
" Bandages! They have blood on them though! "
"Of course not? Who would wear bandages with blood on them? Eww!"

Akio dashed out of the building with Akira on his heels, but not before she grabbed a first aid kit.
"What do you need that for?"
"What do you think? Bonus if I can hit you on the head for being annoying."
"I'd like to see you try."
" I can give you a demonstration. "

"Let's go find something interesting."
"Beats walking around aimlessly. How long did you take to decide to do that?"
"Please do the universe a favor and shut up."
"Nah, I think the universe rather likes me. I make things interesting."
They continued as they kept walking forward. Suddenly Akira froze. "Did you hear that?"
"What?"
"Shush! It sounded like talking. But normal talking."
"Oh, let's go there and get ourselves killed. Love it when that happens."
Orcastration
Level 73
Fishy
Joined: 11/1/2018
Threads: 316
Posts: 33,413
Posted: 7/9/2019 at 12:49 PM Post #32
Angela looked to [Cole] and grinned, " Just wondering.. have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of eating? "

"yeah. Once I fel asleep in a bowl of spahghetti."

(cole has insomnia)



-Camp Farcry, Orca2whale and Epsenfalls
Edited By Orcastration on 4/22/2020 at 5:08 PM.
Orcastration
Level 73
Fishy
Joined: 11/1/2018
Threads: 316
Posts: 33,413
Posted: 7/9/2019 at 12:53 PM Post #33
(Newt and Nico, part 1043)

"You're the one who fell out a tree"
"Well you pushed me out of said tree."
"So?"
"You're responsible."
"Am not. YOu fell out you-"
"You made me!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Uh huh!"
"Uh huh isn't a re-"
"You just used i-"
"I used it as a-"
"Your grammar is terrible!"
"So is yours!"
"You shut up!"
"No you shut up!"
"You!"
"No you!"
(coninue for the next half hour)
Michii
Level 32
The Tender
Joined: 7/12/2019
Threads: 47
Posts: 1,104
Posted: 7/14/2019 at 6:30 AM Post #34
'Have you ever eaten banana ice cream flavoured ice cream cones in a bowl by yourself'
'On a plate I have'
'Woah that's a great technique because...'
He keeps goin for an hour
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 7/21/2019 at 11:31 PM Post #35
Just casually talkin' to a ghost. Me as Knuckles, Starpup5 as everybody else.

Ruby nodded, "Second who were you talking to?"

"Uh..." (Knuckles) glanced at Nitesh, then back at Ruby. "...You can't see the ethereal being, can you?"

Ruby raised an eyebrow, "Did you get hit by lighting like dad said?"

"No, no I didn't...." (Knuckles) replied dryly. He turned to Nitesh. "...To be perfectly clear, I'm not hallucinating you, right?"

"Of course not ask Ajal."The specter replied.
...
"And what's two times three?"
...

"Six why?" Netish looked at Knuckles.
Ruby took a deep breath.

"If you can do math, I didn't imagine you." Knuckles muttered. He glanced at Ruby. "I'm talking to a ghost."

Bonus Random quote by me.

"No! No cinnamon!"
Edited By Goldennautilus on 7/21/2019 at 11:32 PM.
MistressNyx
Level 75
The Eggstraordinaire
Joined: 1/19/2018
Threads: 121
Posts: 2,487
Posted: 7/24/2019 at 12:16 AM Post #36
After Sasha accidentally ignites a massive fireball and nearly burns herself and Jackie to the death:

Sasha: Too much fire?
Jacqueline: ...
Jacqueline: Just a bit.
Sasha: Oops. Sorry.
Jacqueline: It's a good thing we're already dead. Being burned to death is second only to drowning in the ways I'd least like to die.
Michii
Level 32
The Tender
Joined: 7/12/2019
Threads: 47
Posts: 1,104
Posted: 7/24/2019 at 2:43 AM Post #37
Samantha stares off in the distance, wondering where he was...

Then, out of random, 'Boo!'

'Eek!' She screamed, staring at the purple mask, eyeing it down as if it was a slightly dry grape with eyes.

'Daniel! You scared me!' She said, and he replied, 'Can't you see' he laughed between the sentence. ' I'm Thanos!'

He was abandoned after that...

( P.S he took of the mask and he had painted his face and dyed his hair like Sonic... )
Minifang2006
Level 34
Majestic Brewmistress
Joined: 9/21/2018
Threads: 59
Posts: 996
Posted: 7/24/2019 at 4:54 AM Post #38
" Life's worth living, can't you see that? "
" Not really. "
" Then why is your heart still beating? "
" So it can stop. "

* Ana (Blue) then preceded to eat her lasagna *
* Conner (Red) threw his out the window, where as their neighbor began screaming at them from outside their house about not giving her dog leftovers *
Moonia
Level 58
Fancy Pants
Joined: 12/18/2017
Threads: 142
Posts: 6,660
Posted: 8/14/2019 at 4:19 PM Post #39
me the narrator in Paths of Corous! and Liz512

me: (How is a school bus gonna fit in ur backpack? Yeahh, nope)

Liz: ( it could be a BIG backpack.)

but... how would you carry a school's sized ny'vene adolescent... in back pack... and drag it no less?
Larkian
Level 75
The Tactician
Joined: 5/15/2018
Threads: 104
Posts: 16,971
Posted: 10/17/2019 at 10:58 PM Post #40
Fate pushed past Ruby and walked into the room, using her echo sound to get an idea of how many people where there.
"Hello," She screeched jumping up on desk as she surveyed the students "My name is Fate, little halfies and you are all coming with me!"

Jay was examining a black wing feather boredly and looked up, confused, when Fate jumped on the desk. "What if I don't want to?"

"Fool," Fate screeched "You think this is a game! I will bring all you to the ground, blood will turn this new floor red!"

"Uh, the janitors can use hydrogen peroxide to get if off, then," replied Jay, who was, as always, unable to keep his mouth shut.

(Oh, no, he's going to get himself killed xD)

feat. Kiwi14 as Fate and me as Jai :D

I love this thread.
Edited By Canawlia on 10/17/2019 at 11:03 PM.
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