Hummer the Flygon and Pyro the Charizard joking about the Ruler of Time itself... With me as Hummer and Dragonsrcool54 as Pyro, Mark, and Pyrus.


Hummer popped some friut into her mouth. "Mm-- Good shtufff...!"

Pyro grabbed some meat, poked it, and popped it into husband mouth. He nodded. *not bad! Hummer, if you could take this back home, would you?*

"Mm-hm~!" Hummer chimed through a stuffed mouth.

Pyro grinned. *Dialga would kill us if we did, though.*

"'YOU HAVE MESSED UP THE TIIIIIME! I MUST RESET THE CLOOOOKS NOW!'" Hummer said, mimiking Dialga's voice.

Pyro laughed. *YOU MUST CIE BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT TASTY FOOD I WANT HERE!!!*

Hummer burst into hysterics.

Pyro giggled.

Pyrus sighed. *you both act like Mark.* Mark frowned. *hey!* Pyrus continued, *just eat, you 2, ok?*

Pyro sighed. *FIIIIIIIIINE, Mom.*

"'TIME WAITS ON NO ONE,'" Hummer said before going back to eating.

A little background:
My friends and I playing D&D ;-;
Just the first two words of that explanation are dangerous enough...

(My character is Juliet, and my friends' are Shruck, Napoleon and the DM)

Napoleon: *breaks through the jail wall riding a rhino*
DM: Alright, as you do that, the mechanism for the cell doors opens and... Napoleon, you die.
Napoleon: Aww...
Me: Alright, JAILBREAK TIME! *runs out of prison cell*
DM: The door to Shruck's cell slams shut suddenly.
Me: Oof, sucks to be you! *continues running*
Shruck: Aww.... *lays on side* *pats self consolingly on knee*
Me: (Jokingly) Gotta roll a d20 for that!
DM: I'll allow it. Go ahead.
Me and Shruck: (already seeing how this will end) OH NO....
Shruck: (rolls d20) (1: critical fail) OH NO.
DM: Alright, this will be fun... Shruck goes to pat himself on the knee, and... the power from your half-orc arm causes your arm to recoil and you knock yourself out.
Shruck: (sad) Oof.
Me: (laughing) BIG oof!
DM: Juliet, as your running, you see fellow escaped prisoners beating up the prison guards.
Me: Ooh, can I kick them all in the shins as I run past???
DM: Uh... sure, roll a d20.
Me: (gets a 17) hehe...
DM: Alright, you hop past them on one leg, kicking six of them in the shins as you pass. Now you have an angry mob after you.
Me: SWEET!

(Don't worry, my good luck ends. i died by eating a dragonfruit later in the campaign ;-;)

"Lookin good, like Mozart made it!" Charles said proudly, looking at his dog's new collar.
"Charlie.. Mozart was a composer-" Samuel laughed
"Maybe he made some nice dog collars. We don't know."

Ever think somebody's just dead and then they show up in your house? (I'm Knuckles and Eevee17 is everyone else.)

Don't.... don't flip out, okay? He said. With that, he shifted to his true form.

Kit's eyes widened, "KNUCKLES!?" she exclaimed in surprise, Hedge, Pyro, and Val rushed up into the room, Hedge and Pyro were shocked into silence.

Knuckles sighed and massaged his brow. "I see your listening skills havn't improved, Cockatoo. What part of 'Don't flip out' do you not understand...?"

Bulletproof. That's how you cheat death threats. (Me as Shadow, Eevee17 as Val and Kit)

Val sighed, "Shadow just let her come." she said not in the mood for arguing.

"...." Shadow quietly unslung his rifle and began cleaning it. "... you have ten minutes to convince me."

Val glared at the hedgehog with a death glare, she pulled out her Cross-Wispon, "Let my mother come or so help me you will have a hole in your head." she snarled, her claws were out and ready to scratch his face off, Kit sighed, "Valery, if you put a hole in him you will be grounded." she threatened with a growl.

"I'm bulletproof." Shadow informed Val, still cleaning his gun and not even looking up.

"She's a government spy. Nightmare fuel is what she gets paid to do..."

Aster got to his feet, wiping a trickle of blood from his mouth. "Y'know, you've got some spunk; punching me like that." He said, licking the blood from his hand. He brushed off his clothes and walked over to Eric, his hands in his trouser pockets. "I admire you, but I'm not going to take a punch from a frog without a fight." He took his hand out of his right pocket, a small pokeball in his hand. He pressed the button on the front and it grew to normal size. "YOU THINK YOUR GRENINJA'S SPECIAL?! HAH! EAT THIS!" He threw the ball in the air. There was a bright flash and out popped a Litleo. "Aw Shiinotic! I meant to send out Volcarona." He said, facepalming. He tried to ignore the small mewling fire-type who was pawing insistantly at his knee. Obviously discombobulated, he fumbled with the other pokeballs in his pockets. He looked through the three at his hand. "Empty... Empty... BOOM! Heck yeah!" He sent out an abnormally large and curiously coloured Volcarona. "Meet my family's Guardian Pokemon! Volcarona!" He said impressively, adding a fake echo at the end. "Carona, carona, carona, carona."

D&D idiocy

DM: so you find a intersection in the maze youve been going through, both will probably have traps. What do you do?
Us: WE NARUTO RUN DOWN THE LEFT PASSAGE WAY :D
DM:...... are you sure?
Us: YES :D
Later we end up rolling really low and slam into a corner

Player: I poison the ale!
DM: Out of the three people in the room one person catches you. OI WHAT ARE YA DOING TO THE ALE?!
Player: Putting in some flavoring
DM What kind?
Player: Pumpkin spice with a hint of mint!
DM: -stares- Its the wrong season!!! .-.
Player: Its for the holiday spirit!
Player 2: Dont you mean holiday spirits?

more fruity weapons from tails..heheh

(Spinout RP)
"The power of fruits....and science" tails replied."That's why,not everyone can handle it sometimes"

(Ignore the confusion of the two)
( Lola's Hospital for the Magically Injured...)
"whoa" Alisa held their hands up."Don't shoot....also Elisa likes you".DUDE!WHY?!WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?! Elisa freaked out."Don't freak out,she would've found out sooner or later" Alisa muttered to him.YEAH RIGHT?! Elisa was breathing heavily and panting,similar to a panic attack.


(Best makeshift D&D first turn)
DM:Your out what do you want to do.
Player$:have a kid with a plant
DM:-__- OKAYYYY THEN
ME:PFtttttt halp(the player who tried to escape thru the toilets since i'm all flirt and talk)

I host a fairly long-running RP, so I suppose I could share a couple...


- "I mean, there's always the long way if you're not used to having your spirit and body separated..."

- "Pardon me for assuming that a genocidal demon would know nothing of formalities."

- "It's like we're characters in a book, except they know what they're doing."

Never did like that fourth wall.... Dragongem23 as Clik, Me as Sonic.

Clik looked at sonic and sat down."You ever feel like our life is just one big story book?And people are reading and controlling it?" she asked

"No... Do you?" Sonic asked, a bit weirded out.