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Zolnixi
Level 65
Majestic Green Thumb
Joined: 7/3/2020
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Posted: 3/23/2022 at 10:38 AM
Post #701
Granted, now it's only Sunny. Pretty nice, right? Nope. Water is constantly being evaporated, and there isn't rain for it to fall. Eventually, the trees die and uh...
I wish for a duck.
Amethystx
Level 75
Sweet Solver
Joined: 11/16/2018
Threads: 12
Posts: 218
Posted: 3/23/2022 at 2:17 PM
Post #702
granted, you now have a duck. not the animal, like the verb. you now have a habit of ducking under every single doorway you walk through, no matter how tall it is.
i wish that earth has dragons, that are tame, and we ride them around instead of cars and planes.
Granted, now it's only Sunny. Pretty nice, right? Nope. Water is constantly being evaporated, and there isn't rain for it to fall. Eventually, the trees die and uh...
I wish for a duck.
1. cool name 2. i already live in SoCal
Orcastration
Level 74
Fishy
Joined: 11/1/2018
Threads: 319
Posts: 33,457
Posted: 3/24/2022 at 12:30 AM
Post #704
you are now in the world of How To Train Your Dragon, but there's a lot more dragons. Have fun, try not to burn your house down :)
i wish for a skunk
Snowymist
Level 61
Candy Dispenser
Joined: 2/19/2022
Threads: 21
Posts: 331
Posted: 3/27/2022 at 11:04 PM
Post #705
You have a skunk now, but every hour, it sprays you with their smelly stink. (And nobody ever comes near you anymore)
I wish that I can make anything real out of my drawings
Kivoichi
Level 75
Champion
Joined: 10/2/2021
Threads: 54
Posts: 982
Posted: 3/28/2022 at 12:23 AM
Post #706
Granted, but there's this one time where you accidentally sketched an evil dragon robot in your sketchbook for a friend. Oops.
I wish for Diamonds. Unlimited Diamonds.
Edited By Kivoichi on 3/28/2022 at 12:24 AM.
Zolnixi
Level 65
Majestic Green Thumb
Joined: 7/3/2020
Threads: 43
Posts: 1,723
Posted: 3/28/2022 at 2:57 PM
Post #707
Granted, they disappear the moment you touch them.
I wish for no pollution.
Tisquares
Level 75
Candy Dispenser
Joined: 10/28/2020
Threads: 59
Posts: 1,316
Posted: 3/29/2022 at 7:54 AM
Post #708
Granted. Earth is removed from existence. Now there's nothing to be polluted!
I wish I could instantly do math in my head.
Larkian
Level 75
The Tactician
Joined: 5/15/2018
Threads: 105
Posts: 17,021
Posted: 3/29/2022 at 9:14 PM
Post #709
Granted, math is now the only thing being done in your head. You are now doing aimless kindergarten-level math 24/7 with no mental capacity left for breathing or sleeping.
I wish I knew how to swordfight.
Kivoichi
Level 75
Champion
Joined: 10/2/2021
Threads: 54
Posts: 982
Posted: 3/29/2022 at 10:44 PM
Post #710
Granted, but you're born in the year 0001. Uh..just wait 2k more years until swords exist?
I wish to know everything school teaches.
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