I'm gonna go sit in a burning trash can now
My friend drew this of my OC for me and I am forever indebted to her
Drawn by yours truly, originally sketched in history class
This User is an epic failure.
"My name is Jayden and I play Ping-Pong!" *swivel chair descends dramatically*
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Notices and Whatever
If I disappear randomly with no warning, I'm probably dead
That... was dark.
If you've ever encountered my writing (roleplays, stories, etc.), please send me a PM telling me what you think and/or any criticism. My self-esteem can't get any lower, so feel free to criticize anything and everything.
Stuff About Me
Hiya, I'm Phoenix (or Cana, if you'd like). Is that actually my name? A nickname? Just my main OC's name (yes, I have an OC named Phoenix) and nothing more? It's a secret...
You may also know me (probably not for good reasons) by my former username, Owlphoenix.
I don't really care what pronouns you call me by.
I call my female avi Brynxen and my male avi Darthy, based on my OCs.
I also weirdly enjoy pretending to be my OCs.
I refuse to be pressured into posting one of those copy/paste thingies on here.
I like birds.
And roleplaying/roleplay gaming.
And listening to sad music. Especially EDM.
*takes a bow and casually falls off the stage*
Nearly all of my third stable (themed) are up for breeding for insanely high prices.
I am somehow still in orchestra for unknown reasons. I play the violin and the piano. Badly. I like to read and make feeble attempts to write stuff. Equally as badly, maybe worse, if that's even possible.
Feel free to send me a friend request if you've talked to me a reasonable amount before (if you haven't, expect me to decline. Sorry).
Never play Mad Libs with some of my immature, dirty-minded friends (*cough cough* Jayden *cough cough*), should you ever be unfortunate enough to meet them, or me.
Free Genetic Testing Service
The Shadows ~ Interactive Story
Pet Holding Service
A Name for a Pet!
Phoenix's Free Digital Yeeting!
[LF] People To Sculpt Pets For Me
Needed: Sylestian Engineer's Outfit (Casual or Recolor), Desert Wanderer's Wings (Scorpion or Sandstorm), PM me if you have either!
Needed: Jovial Cafe Outfit (Recolor), Dream Stealer's Sigil (Antithesis), PM me if you have either!
Projects (99.99% Guaranteed to Fail!)
Black Ice Zolnixi
Racket-Tailed Roller Aurleon
Blue Jay Zolnixi
I probably shouldn't be doing so many at once, but I just can't help myself. 'Ooh, this looks nice! Let's start a project!' 'Uh, have you realized you haven't finished a single one?' 'Nothing to worry about!'
Whatever This Is
Let's break your eardrums with my amazingly out of tune singing!
On the twelfth day of orchy my conductor gave to meeeee
Twelve bored violinists
Eleven measures of shifting (please spare me)
Nine jealous band people (in reality they are laughing at us losers)
Eight noisy cellos (you wouldn't believe how annoying they are)
Seven bad Mendinis
Six section leaders
Four broken strings (oof)
Three mad violas
Two mutilated stands (actually, a lot more than two)
and a pianooooo in a pear treeeee (just don't ask)
(Oh, I didn't mention the bass players. My sincerest apologies.)
Ten Things Orchestra People Will Understand
1. When you get a new piece that looks like a mess and you stare at it for a few seconds before you reminisce about the times you thought Mary Had a Little Lamb was hard.
2. When you realize that you will never be as good as the concert master. Unless you are the concert master. Then relish the fact that everyone in your section, including the second chair, looks up to you.
3. When you have to do a playing test and you're shaking so much it sounds like you're doing vibrato.
4. When your conductor frowns at you and you realize your life is officially over.
5. When you play on a rest and everyone looks at you like you've just murdered someone.
6. When you thought you played the concert song well but you hear a higher chair play and you question your existence.
7. When you glare furiously at the people who walk by casually playing a song that they know sounds impressive.
8. When the violas get a solo and everyone has lost the ability to speak.
9. When you have no idea what to do so you are forced to air bow furiously and pretend you know what you're doing.
10. When you're too lazy to shift so you just stick your finger a little bit higher and pray you hit the right note.
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Your Score: 110
Oh, and I suppose that Fall Festival 2018 Storytelling thing. The one I got my title from.
3/12/2019 - Bought Exceptional Genetic Test Kit
4/21/2019- Bought Exceptional Genetic Scanner
6/2/19 - Bought 2nd Stable
6/21/19 - Bought 3rd Stable
6/24/19 - Finally Level 70 Yay
Maplepuppy365 owes me 4k
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. *bodeboop* A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. *ding* Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Oh wow, you survived all the way down here.
Now you get bragging rights.
Good for you!
Why are you here? Go listen to Andreas B.
If you don't leave, I'll defenestrate you.
Okay, that wasn't it.
PM me 'Do you own a bakery?' or the definition of the word 'defenestration' to get a free egg or half-price pet from my sales tab.
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