What is a text pixie?

skmeone rolling the dice and saying what happens

People who write the responses to the attacks, like:
Player: I punch the wall.
Text pixie: (Player - 1): Your punch rebounded off the wall and you proceed to punch yourself in the face.

Except funnier. Gotta follow the Rule of Funny :)

Ok, then could I be a text pixie next?

Sure, I'll put you in as one when next round comes!

Written by Aquadragon8
@Blackstar576 - 2 - Weak spot? What weak spot? Your bullets do virtually nothing, but your yelling chips the wall a little. 8 damage
@Stromwing - 3 - your dragon does a decent job, and phases out a few bricks. Afterwards, it gets bored and dissapears. 21 damage
@Scoutwolf - 6-1 - The army rams themselves into the wall, causing a large strip of it to crumble into pieces. Unfortunately, the troops turn against you, and kill you 109 damage! (Edit: You're not dead. Ignore this. You are now out of rage mode BTW)

Written by Larkien
@Theatretechnerd- 2: The wall, being made out of the most solid concrete ever to exist, is immune to such a small thing as paper cuts, of course. However, the acidic lemon juice eats away at the wall just a little bit. 6 damage
@BookishFlower- 5: The wall severely gags on the horrible smell of the cheese now stuck to it, causing it to dislodge some bricks. 54 damage
@Orcastration- 3: (... Orca, I think I might be the only one who understands what's going on with your OCs) Unfortunately, Innocencio's criticism was purely constructive, so instead of crying, the wall takes it to heart and tries to clean itself up, even trimming a few jagged parts of itself off to appear more neat. 27 damage

Written by Fennimage666
@PLAYER-Aquaticrose ROLL: ...1
Whoops - look like you were holding the gun backwards.

@PLAYER-Silvia0floof ROLL: 6-5 Rage Mode!
...Who would've thought a ray gun would've been super effective against a wall? Holy cow, you shot right down to the metal core layer!
DMG : 139

Written by Kittyauthor
Wolfie12 - 1: You can't persuade your siblings to do anything. The wrecking ball narrowly avoids you... only for the wall to eject you for being sus. Wolfie12 was not an imposter. They have 1 heart remaining.
Tamer234 - 5: The Wall was not an Imposter. Two imposters remain. 47 damage
Miroh - 2: Oh really? Oh really? Wanna try and make the wall cry? The wall begins cutting onions and making you cry, blurring your line of vision, forcing you to stop. You get so mad at the wall that you throw your controller at the wall. Oops. 2 damage

Written by Orca
Zkitty: 2. The wall does not appreciate chocalte murals and while trying to get the choclate off sends a few chunks of itself off as well. 10 damage

Latif: 3. The dragon is unfortuntely put off by ZKitty's choclate and doesnt do as much damage as it might have. 28 damage

Aquadragon8: 4. Your inbox is surprisingly heavy and crashes into the wall with a nice loud thunk. 45 damage

INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS

Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.

@Jolynnnarry DEAD, 3 turns until auto revive
@Theatretechnerd <3 <3 X
@Aquadragon8 <3 <3 X
@Aquaticrose <3 X X
@Orcastration <3 <3 X
Wolfie12 <3 X X
Blackcat7 <3 <3 X
@Quailking Dead, 3 turns until auto revive

RAGING PLAYERS

@Insertcoolname 3 turns left
@Zikitty - 2 turns left
@Corazzajesse - 1 turns left
@Sylvia0floof - 1 turns left


Attack Phase is now active.


59,504/100,000

GM List: @Kittyauthor, Aquadragon8
Text Pixies: @Kittyauthor, @Larkien, Aquadragon8, Fennimage666
...
Wall: Kittyauthor sus.
Kittyauthor: Wait, I can explain!
Larkien has voted.
Wall has voted.
Aqua has voted.
Fenn has voted.
Orca has voted.

Unanimous decision.

Kittyauthor was not The Impostor.
1 Impostor remains.

I chug 2 tons of coffee and pull a Stormcatcher , and I yell at the wall until it breaks.

I t-pose at the wall while singing dorime and I shout for others to join me