I drag my troublesome trio over here - Austyn, Riley, and Azrail - and order them to attack the wall. Riley gleefully starts to attack the walls with his dragon powers, sharp claws mostly since he doesn't like using his fire powers. Austyn starts telling the walls jokes, asks it if it wants to play a game, and immediately jumping into a story about what happened two years ago when he beat his siblings in a game of Sorry. Azrail reminds me that he is a healer, not a fighter, and will do no good before asking if he can head back home.

Hmm... fine, I'll just send my max stats at it then.

I am staring mesmerized at the wall, imagining what wonders lay beyond. Then I realize how terribly impossible the job of knocking it down will be by myself. I toss a cat at the wall.

(I actually wasn't making a reference, sorry! XD)
I bring my cat to the wall and use an illusion spell to turn it into another cat called Ralph. He will scratch "Ralph" to death in a matter of seconds.

i throw my shoes at the wall (UwU) "take dat"

ATTACKS

These were written by @Kittyauthor

@Galacticgalaxy- 6-4 : Mole rats? Chew through concrete? Your brother? The wall shakes in so much fear that it does damage to itself! 79 damage! (You were so close to rage mode. So close!)

@Theatretechnerd- 3: Due to it being covered in peach slime, your foot slips, although you manage to chip the wall a little bit. 18 damage.

@Aquaticrose- 2: Since you can't go on the other side of the wall, you and your sister stand on the same side of the wall. However, she gets distracted as the chickens from round one decide to chase her. Oops. At least, in her panic, she scratched the wall. 4 damage

@Quailking- 2: The wall enjoys your saxaphone music, although it wishes you didn't breathe so hard into it. Encore, encore! 5 damage

@Corazzajesse- 5: The venus fly trap, despite it being a plant and clearly not having hard enough teeth, takes a bite out of the wall. 49 damage

@Wolfie12- 2: Ugh. In the confusion of your very long attack, your siblings roast the chickens, your earth pets do nothing, and a chicken, mad about the others being cooked, attempts to attack you. You deflect it and it hits the wall. 2 damage

@Latif- 5: The sword actually does some damage. Great job! 53 damage!

@Scoutwolf- 6-5: The claws don't do much, since the wall was expecting it, but the story about that Sorry! game caused the wall to crumble with laughter and throw bricks around, causing a lot of damage. Maybe you should get that healer back here... 115 damge! You have entered RAGE MODE!

@Fennimage666- 3: Ah well, the max stats do some damage to the wall with their attacks before chickens scare them off. Dang chickens... 26 damage

@Zikitty- 4: That cat hates being thrown at walls apparently and scratches a good bit of it off before wearing its claws down. 36 damage

@BookishFlower- 6-6: (Side note: Holy CRAP!) The dry ice begins to freeze parts of the wall. Your hand grows numb, but you don't care. You continue to chuck dry ice. The frozen pieces of the wall have cracked the non frozen parts. You throw ice at the frozen parts and shattered them. Arm's numb. You keep chucking. When you notice your arm is numb (Finally) you switched to your other arm and keep throwing. And throwing. And throwing. Suddenly, you flip the entire caldron onto the wall. It launches into the air, smashing the wall, before coming back down and smashing you. At least you don't have to worry about your arms. 4923 damage! You are no longer in rage mode, due to being dead

@Aquadragon8- 2: That didn't work as planned. All the spell did was turn your cat into a cat. At least it didn't turn you into a cat. 0 damage

@Jolynnnarry- 1: They bounce back and hit you in the head, causing a massive headache. You should be glad that the wall called the hospital. One heart of damage

INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS
Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.

@BookishFlower- Dead, three rolls until auto-revive

@Jolynnnarry <3 <3 X

RAGING PLAYERS
@Scoutwolf - 3 turns left


Attack Phase is now active.

Wall HP: 94,349 /100,000

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