I cover the wall in tomato sauce and start eating the wall

(Everything tastes better with tomato sauce)

Late reply, sorry.

It has been a day.

Standby Phase
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ATTACKS

These were written by @Kittyauthor

@Galacticgalaxy - 4: The shouting with joy made the pets on the other side very eager to get out, scratching on their side of the wall, even though your sand spell did nothing. 40 damage

@Theatretechnerd - 3: The wall expected another spell when it saw your staff, but it didn't expect to be rammed with it. The staff breaks, but your attack did a little bit of damage before the shattering. 25 damage

@BookishFlower - 6-5: Is your grandma's bag made of stone? She hit chucks off of the wall. Understandably, it is not very happy. 107 damage! - You have entered RAGE MODE!

@Fennimage666 - 2: Your spell was ineffective. Is Lord Talon blocking portal magic? Either way, the wall has a good chuckle from your failure. 6 damage

@Latif - 3: Your claws do a little damage to the wall, mostly because it was still chuckling from the concept of blocked magic. 29 damage

@Aquadragon8 - 4: (Sorry I didn't get the reference!) Poor peaches indeed! It made matters worse that the wall is allergic to them and has some chips in it from a grandmother. Ouch! 44 damage

@Wolfie12 - 3: The wall does not have nerves, nor does it like being stabbed. But all those siblings with their sticky fingers and hard knuckles... *shudder* 24 damage

@Quailking - 2: They peck at the wall a little bit. Not much, just a little. 2 damage

@Corazzajesse - 5: One would think pickles aren't effective, but the wall was distracted with the chickens and didn't even "see" it coming... 48 damage

@Bananafishbath6 - 3: Indeed. Although the wall still isn't tasty enough to keep eating, so you stop. 16 damage

INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS
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RAGING PLAYERS
@BookishFlower - 3 turns left

Attack Phase is now active.

Wall HP: 99,659/100,000

GM List: @Kittyauthor
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Just a reminder that prizes will be rewarded at the end, whether that be when I close the game, when the wall is defeated, or when this game is not popular anymore.

I bring an army of mole rats who can chew through concrete, with a dwarf hamster to lead them, and order them to start chewing the wall. Then I throw my brother's computer over it, and tell him the wall has stolen it. RIP wall.

I look at the shattered pieces of my staff and toss them to the side. I jog back a few feet and aim a flying sidekick at one of the chips in the wall from the grandma.

I put my sister on one side and and me on the other with her phone she'd break that wall in seconds.

My chickens scattered and useless, I now bring forth my saxaphone and play dreadful music in hopes the wall will crumble to make it stop.

Directly after i rip the pickles off of my hands i summon my venus fly trap and tell them that the wall is a gigantic fly.

My siblings, getting bored decided to start drawing neon pink flowers on the wall are not very helpful right now. AND SINCE THE WALL DID NOT LET ME THROUGH I AM GETTING MY PETS!!! While most of my pets attack the wall their own way, I have all of my earth style pets grow a bunch of peach trees, which I give to my siblings to use as extra sticky paint. Hopefully smushing more peaches into the wall will attract the pets on the other sides attention. My fire zolnixi Catches a few chickens to roast and also smush on the wall. One of my pets use telepathy to tell the pets on the other side that we have lots of chickens and peaches for them if they help destroy the wall. Also, I continue stabbing just cuz its satisfying . WALL, YOU ARE GOING DOWN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Not to be deterred, I simply summon a sword and slice at the wall.