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Forum Index > Off-Topic Discussion > Luca's Daily Laughs
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Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/22/2019 at 11:00 AM Post #1


Welcome to my daily joke thread. Have fun... or don't.
NO POSTING, LIKE, EVER




Ping list: Orca2whale, Sunriseland, Snilverslake, TomRiddle, Goldennautilus
Edited By Lucario on 7/23/2019 at 1:22 PM.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/22/2019 at 11:02 AM Post #2
6/22/19

One guy walked into a bar. The other ducked.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/23/2019 at 7:30 AM Post #3
6/23/19

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/24/2019 at 6:17 AM Post #4
6/24/19

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/25/2019 at 6:26 AM Post #5
6/25/19 (forgot to ping yesterday, sorry)


What do you call a cross between a joke an a rhetorical question?







(you'll figure it out eventually, don't worry)
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/26/2019 at 7:24 AM Post #6
6/26/19

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/27/2019 at 9:32 AM Post #7
6/27/19

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/28/2019 at 6:50 AM Post #8
6/28/19

My friend accused me of being immature. I told them to get out of my fort.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/29/2019 at 2:35 PM Post #9
6/29/19

What do you call a dog who can't hear? Doesn't matter; he won't come when you call him.
Lucario
Level 66
Trickster
Joined: 1/22/2018
Threads: 71
Posts: 1,465
Posted: 6/30/2019 at 3:50 PM Post #10
6/30/19

"What rhymes with orange-"
"No, it doesn't!"
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