6/22/19

One guy walked into a bar. The other ducked.

6/23/19

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.

6/24/19

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

6/25/19 (forgot to ping yesterday, sorry)


What do you call a cross between a joke an a rhetorical question?







(you'll figure it out eventually, don't worry)

6/26/19

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

6/27/19

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

6/28/19

My friend accused me of being immature. I told them to get out of my fort.

6/29/19

What do you call a dog who can't hear? Doesn't matter; he won't come when you call him.

6/30/19

"What rhymes with orange-"
"No, it doesn't!"