Forgot to ping you. Oops. We're in Standby Phase now.

It's fine, I've been checking back on this every few hours.

ATTACKS

These were written by @Kittyauthor

@Jolynnnarry- 5: Your spirit wolves, instead of scratching at the wall, scare the chickens into attacking the wall. It is strangely effective. 47 damage

@BookishFlower: You have been revived by @Wolfie12

@Theatretechnerd- 1: You get venom sprayed onto you due to the wall deflecting it. Then, chickens proceed to chase all of your OCs away. You make a quick run to the hospital and get there before any major injury sets in. One heart lost

@Corazzajesse- 6-6: The clock dents the wall and breaks on contact. Suddenly, you here the sound of the TARDIS arriving and see her arrive out of the corner of your eye. The 13th Doctor gets out with her companions.

"Do you think the time continuum is broken now?" one of her companions asks.

"No," says The Doctor, "although it could be broken if we don't fix this time-altering clock soon." She proceeds to fix it with her sonic screwdriver, which causes it to activate and force several chunks of the wall to be turned into dust. The Doctor and her companions run back to the TARDIS, with The Doctor holding the fixed clock, and they escape. You smile as they leave, knowing that they just helped destroy the wall a little bit further, even if it was by total accident. 162 damage! You have enter Rage Mode!

@Aquaticrose- 2: You throw the Pokeball just as The Doctor fixes the clock that @Corazzajesse threw. It hits the wall then vanishes. Oops. 5 damage

@Wolfie12: You revived @Bookishflower.

@Tamer234- 6-2: Oddly, the gun is highly effective at turning significant portions of the wall into dust. 130 damage!

These were written by @Larkien

@Galacticgalaxy- 1: The wall suddenly realizes it didn't have ears. Unfortunately, you happened to be using electronic earmuffs and the rain from your spell causes them to short-circuit, slightly frying your brain and leaving you at the mercy of the band. One heart of damage

@Quailking- 2: The snails proceed to crawl halfway up the wall and then stick there uselessly. Apparently, your saxophone works marginally better as a weapon than as a musical instrument, although it's much worse off after hitting the wall than the wall itself is. 9 damage

@Scoutwolf- 3-4: The wall edges away from Austyn, but instead smacks straight into your siblings, who are confused as to why you are asking them to attack a wall but are charging at full speed towards it to rescue Austyn anyways. Fortunately, the only one hurt was the wall. And, quite possibly, Austyn's feelings. 76 damage

@Zikitty- 2: Your Sylesties attempt to attack the wall, but bounce off the snails stuck to it. The wall, on the other hand, is so offended by your singing that it crumbles a tiny bit. 6 damage

@Latif- 6-2: The chicken violently explodes, and a bunch of crimson arrows materialize and slam into the wall, disintegrating all the snails, as well as parts of the wall on contact (I'm wasn't exactly sure what you meant by blood weapons, sorry haha). The wall is so impressed with your summoning ritual, it even dramatically pretends to die for extra damage. 146 damage!

@Startingle- 6-4: The wall was expecting someone else to try to use horrible music on it, but no one was expecting you to voicecrack that badly. Shocked, parts of the wall crack and fall off. 115 damage!

@Insertcoolname- 4: The wall freaks out, promising to take damage if you'll just stop the torture. 46 damage

@Aquadragon8- 3: The pets have some difficulty chewing on the absolutely vertical wall, but they manage to make a little progress. Unfortunately, you accidentally hit the release button in the middle of it and they all get teleported back to the wilderness. 23 damage

INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS

Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.

@Jolynnnarry <3 <3 X
@Theatretechnerd <3 <3 X
@Galacticgalaxy <3 <3 X

RAGING PLAYERS

@Scoutwolf - 2 turns left
@Corazzajesse - 3 turns left


Attack Phase is now active.

Wall HP: 93,584/100,000

GM List: @Kittyauthor
Text Pixies: @Kittyauthor, @Larkien

Forgot to ping, above.

Feeling sad at how bad the wall thought my singing voice was I cry acidic tears onto the wall.

i'd paint the wall red then summon an army of well trained bulls to ram into the wall. I would be a safe distance away a whole time.