*yeets pancakes*
HULLO
I am smoll doggo fren who knows nintendo and little else
Did you know that in a 'low percent' (collecting as few items as possible) speedrun of Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, you have to stand next to a wall holding a rupee (money) for about 13 hours to skip a portion of the game and still collect as few things as possible?
Anyways...
I do talk about other things, you'll just have to explain a lot >w<

You haven't?
My family usually goes hiking when the weather is nice and we have free time. The place has this secret little area that's kind of like wetlands but really tiny and it has so many cattails that when we leave our dogs are usually covered in all the fluff ^-^

When I was little I used to think they were food, I was lacking a bit in the common sense department

Oh. Well maybe younger me was smarter than everyone thought.


I used to wish I could live in the suburbs with my grandparents and then I learned about the vicious cycle to constantly look richer than your neighbors and now I barely visit. I mean it's a wonderful place and I like how easy it is to walk around on sidewalks and not the side of the road.

Wealthy people are odd, their whole mentality is all just very puzzling.

Oh...
hi...
um...
so I'm supposed to throw pancakes at you
would you like them with syrup, or sucrose?

I'm basically boring, but I'm a nerd about a few things

Nothing ever happens in my backyard except for seeing the occasional huge coyote. I mean of course we get to have our barn but I wish we lived a bit down hill because then we'd live much closer to the river.


I think I live in a pretty average sized house, I mean it isn't anything special. We have this one road in our town that's filled with huge houses and one has a tennis court, in-ground pool, and some other sport thing. I know the family that lives there and they're all pretty nice. To be fair I know about every family in my town and I don't think there's any rude people here.


My Nama and her husband who is technically like my step-grandfather? I don't know but he isn't my mom's dad, buy and sell houses after they fix them and I really wish they weren't trying to sell their current one because it's so close tot he beach and I really enjoy walking to the beach before dinner and then being called back

I just looked it up and I'd say the average price for homes in her area is in the 1.5-3 million range

I say occasional because they usually get shot when they are seen. Just a precaution for all the farm animals as our town is a farming town.
I don't even know if I can call it a river, I can look it up though.
It's a brook but I think the section near where I like is just deeper and much less calm. My friend has a brook in her backyard and it's much more shallow and barely even moves.
My dad actually just finished it like at the end of last summer? It isn't too fun, just a barn. I'd rather spend my time in my neighbor's barn because they have a horse and a donkey who are both really nice; and they said they'd let us board a horse there if we ever decided to buy or lease one ^-^


I've gotten offers to stay at my neighbors's houses and pet sit before. I've been inside ever single house on my street I think. One of our neighbors used to have this really cute dog named Muffin but I haven't seen him in a while so I've assumed the worst. My newest neighbors have a cat named Mickey Lou and she's really nice and I got paid to cat sit her for a while.


I don't but there's one that's like a 20 minutes walk away from my Nama's house. She lived over an hour away though and she's in one of the areas where corona is really infecting a lot of people. Hopefully I can see her this summer when my sister goes up for beach camp though.