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Forum Index > Off-Topic Discussion > Look to your LEFT! (Revamp)
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Larkian
Level 75
The Tactician
Joined: 5/15/2018
Threads: 105
Posts: 17,021
Posted: 4/1/2020 at 12:34 PM Post #121
I don't believe that my comfy Bluetooth wireless headphones are the right weapon to use against a printer.

Thing to your left must now be used to cut your hair.
Edited By Larkian on 4/1/2020 at 12:35 PM.
24carrotgold
Level 74
Trickster
Joined: 1/15/2019
Threads: 78
Posts: 4,665
Posted: 4/1/2020 at 1:11 PM Post #122
...I don't think my ruler is sharp enough for that

Use the thing to your left to whack the thing to your right
Kittyauthor
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 5/22/2018
Threads: 74
Posts: 3,270
Posted: 4/1/2020 at 2:41 PM Post #123
Cat to whack my brother. That'd be interesting.

What's underneath you is no longer there. You must retrieve it with the thing to your left.
Edited By Kittyauthor on 4/1/2020 at 2:41 PM.
24carrotgold
Level 74
Trickster
Joined: 1/15/2019
Threads: 78
Posts: 4,665
Posted: 4/1/2020 at 2:43 PM Post #124
My chair is gone. How am I supposed to retrieve it with a marker? xD

The thing to your left is repeatedly trying to kiss the thing to your right. The thing to your right is repeatedly trying to kiss the thing behind you. The thing behind you is repeatedly trying to kiss the thing to your left.
Michii
Level 32
The Tender
Joined: 7/12/2019
Threads: 47
Posts: 1,104
Posted: 4/1/2020 at 8:04 PM Post #125
Omg! Orange blanket, fancy couch, and window! It is a love triangle!

@Next person

The thing to your right proposed to your left, but it refused and wanted to be with the thing in front of you. The thing in front of you wants to be with YOU!
Edited By Michii on 4/1/2020 at 8:06 PM.
Rashomon
Level 62
Trickster
Joined: 2/14/2020
Threads: 179
Posts: 7,362
Posted: 4/24/2020 at 1:32 PM Post #126
Okay...
Thing on my left-window
Thing on my right-chair
Thing in front of me-Laptop
I am confusion? But I reject the laptop. I want to marry my dog.

@Next person

Use the thing to your left to chop all your hair off.
Duckbunny427
Level 70
Nature Walker
Joined: 3/12/2019
Threads: 66
Posts: 1,632
Posted: 4/24/2020 at 3:31 PM Post #127
*Sees blanket* Umm...this is gonna be a bit messy. *Sensored bar appears*

Next: The thing to your left just doubled in size and is eating everything in your house
Orcastration
Level 74
Fishy
Joined: 11/1/2018
Threads: 319
Posts: 33,457
Posted: 4/24/2020 at 3:43 PM Post #128
That would be my mom.
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thing to your left is now this thing:

Duckbunny427
Level 70
Nature Walker
Joined: 3/12/2019
Threads: 66
Posts: 1,632
Posted: 4/24/2020 at 3:56 PM Post #129
I'm never using that pillow again.

Next: The thing to your left can shapeshift into the thing to your right
Sawbill
Level 70
The Perfectionist
Joined: 1/6/2020
Threads: 25
Posts: 1,103
Posted: 4/24/2020 at 4:19 PM Post #130
I'm never playing Sylestia on that computer again.

The object to your left is edible.
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