Granted. You get a carrot capable of speaking. It has rows of sharp teeth and has developed a taste for meat. Ninja-

That was posted hours ago I should not have missed it-

Granted, but now you can never relax.

I wish for more sweet tea, as I am tired of making it myself.

Granted, your house has been flooded in tea.. many sentimental items have been damaged.


I wish to be better at cooking and baking.

Granted; now you are so good that you pose a threat to all other famous/good cookers/bakers so you are ASSASSINATED in your bed, then stuffed into the oven.

I wish
for
a
non corrupted
wish
that
gives
me
one
more
wish
of
my
choice

[dont threaten me with a good time]

Granted, but now people are jealous of your wish, and the genie gets berated with hundreds of people asking for the same thing and they die from the stress before you can ask for something.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible at will.

Granted, but you aren't able to turn uninvisible.

I wish for my apple tree to bloom this year and produce edible (somewhat, at least) apples.

Granted, but you lose it the next day.

I wish to learn how to write Chinese.

Granted, but good luck remembering 7,000 characters for 106,230 words.

I wish that I will become a goddess.