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Forum Index > Off-Topic Discussion > Bad puns thread
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Thisby
Level 20
The Kind-Hearted
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 8:57 PM Post #1
So yeah. Just post bad puns here



Have you ever eaten a clock? Its very time consuming
Shayni
Level 63
Trickster
Joined: 6/2/2017
Threads: 164
Posts: 13,771
Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:11 PM Post #2
haha so punny

I once heard a joke about amnesia... wait I forgot how it goes.
Thisby
Level 20
The Kind-Hearted
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:13 PM Post #3
Pottasiam and oxygen went on a date.. it went OK
Shayni
Level 63
Trickster
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:14 PM Post #4
Ba Dum Tss

I should really go look for my watch now but it's always like I can't seem to find the time :\
Thisby
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:16 PM Post #5
I guess youll just need to watch out for it
Shayni
Level 63
Trickster
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:19 PM Post #6
Yeah- time flies though and I'll probably forget about it again
Brenning
Level 61
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:37 PM Post #7
I love this one.

Jadelion
Level 61
Fancy Pants
Joined: 3/28/2014
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 10:09 PM Post #8
Why did the baker rob the bank?
He kneaded the dough.
8ball
Level 66
Warden of Umbra
Joined: 5/28/2017
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 11:39 PM Post #9
Some folks say I live on the edge, I say don't judge me for living on a cliff
Grapejuice
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 1/8/2016
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Posted: 1/28/2018 at 11:42 PM Post #10
ermahgawd!! I am with my people here ^^

I love fish puns, they are so fishy ^^
but people get crabby when I say them.
they need to clam down.
get some kelp, maybe go to a sturgeon?
haha I'm shore you sea what I did there!
People always complain about my puns so I say whale! water you gonna do about it?
oh good reef, your just throwing me lines now!
good cod man!
they are so full of abalony! I promise I'm not doing this on porpoise!
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