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Forum Index > Off-Topic Discussion > Bad puns thread
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Thisby
Level 20
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
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Posts: 13,469
Posted: 2/18/2018 at 4:51 PM Post #31
My granddad used to work for a company that made vaccums. Turns out, he sucked at his job
Edited By Thisbyofthessally on 2/18/2018 at 4:52 PM.
Annoyed
Level 70
Scout
Joined: 11/2/2014
Threads: 48
Posts: 860
Posted: 2/18/2018 at 7:53 PM Post #32
That is beautiful, did he also bluster alot?
Annoyed
Level 70
Scout
Joined: 11/2/2014
Threads: 48
Posts: 860
Posted: 2/18/2018 at 8:04 PM Post #33
Daaaanng PUN THREAD this is my new home

This is a really eggcellent,eggsquisite thread, I'm cracking up over here- seriously no yolk. Egg puns are really eggciting, I can't really eggsplain or give a eggcuse, I mean if you diseggree you can eggxit the thread but this is a form of eggspression. BUT if you are heated right now and have some incendiary remarks please don't burn me too hard, I didn't mean for sparks to fly...

I saw someone write a paragraph of egg puns Best.Day.Of.My.Life so they're my inspereggtion for this...
Moonia
Level 58
Fancy Pants
Joined: 12/18/2017
Threads: 142
Posts: 6,660
Posted: 2/18/2018 at 8:08 PM Post #34
fish puns are fishy but funny you should try to make one like this:if you have any good fish puns let minnow
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 2/18/2018 at 8:20 PM Post #35
You're echkidding me, right?



(Ive been looking for an excuse to use that one!)
Eevee17
Level 51
The Sweet Tooth
Joined: 9/27/2017
Threads: 26
Posts: 9,264
Posted: 2/19/2018 at 10:24 AM Post #36
i wonder what Knuckles would say to that.

Knux: Are you kidding me Golden!?

Edited By Eevee17 on 2/19/2018 at 10:47 AM.
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
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Posted: 2/19/2018 at 12:27 PM Post #37
Oh, does that mean we're on bad.....

monoTERMeS now?! (wheeze)
Edited By Goldennautilusdreams on 2/19/2018 at 1:09 PM.
Eevee17
Level 51
The Sweet Tooth
Joined: 9/27/2017
Threads: 26
Posts: 9,264
Posted: 2/19/2018 at 2:34 PM Post #38
Knux:*confused expression* What? I don't get it.
Edited By Eevee17 on 2/19/2018 at 2:40 PM.
Awkwardmollusk
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Posted: 2/19/2018 at 2:54 PM Post #39
Mon-o-treme
noun

a primitive mammal that lays large yolky eggs and has a common opening for the urogenital and digestive systems. Monotremes are now restricted to Australia and New Guinea, and comprise the platypus and the echidna.

Now do you get it?
Edited By Goldennautilusdreams on 2/19/2018 at 2:55 PM.
Eevee17
Level 51
The Sweet Tooth
Joined: 9/27/2017
Threads: 26
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Posted: 2/19/2018 at 2:58 PM Post #40
Kunx: Bleh! You didn't have to be that specific!

(you might want to check Sonic: The Chaos Weilders)
Edited By Eevee17 on 2/19/2018 at 3:00 PM.
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