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Dragongem23
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The Tender
Joined: 7/19/2017
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Posts: 25,229
Posted: 11/18/2018 at 9:08 PM
Post #31
Me being someone who create characters knows the sadness of killing the good characters..|_| i is ashamed but enjoy it.(I am one messed up Dragon bean)
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 11/29/2018 at 9:56 AM
Post #32
"People don't seem to understand. 'Yes, I'm a Sonic fan. No, I don't run. Or punch walls. And can barely hit my plush whale."
"Don't read random litter on the street!"
"Wow. Comet's a jerk to Rudolph."
"The running joke this season is that I'm a Grinch. It's my sister who gives me a hard time when I sing."
"Pretend you like each other."
Edited By Awkwardmollusk on 12/4/2018 at 9:35 PM.
Squarebug
Level 75
The Sweet Tooth
Joined: 7/7/2018
Threads: 60
Posts: 5,932
Posted: 12/7/2018 at 3:14 PM
Post #33
These are not all necisarily out of context.
Person A: "First kitten to climb the tree will be an orphan tomorrow!"
Person B: "What? You mean you'd go kill it's parents?"
Person A: *Long pause intence thought* "Yes...?"
Person A: "Hmm... Do you think knives would look good on the tree?"
Person B: Hmm... Yes I do.
Person C + D + E: "No!"
Person A: "Glitter is essential to any cake darling!"
Person A: "If you dare touch my glitter, I will throw you out the window!"
Person A: "Is that a person or a duck?"
Person B: "Put your glasses on!"
Person C: "It's a dog."
Person A: "Did you know that eggs are really just melted chicken childeren?"
Person B: "Your mind is horrorfying..."
Person A: "Don't insult my giraffe socks! I will bite you!"
Person A: "Why does this house have so many walls?"
Person A: "It's so painful that it actually hurts!"
Edited By Squarebug on 12/7/2018 at 3:23 PM.
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 12/9/2018 at 4:09 PM
Post #34
"I once cut myself on a spoon. Couldn't tell you how ot happened, though."
Frickenchicken
Level 25
Joined: 4/10/2018
Threads: 17
Posts: 50
Posted: 12/15/2018 at 12:48 PM
Post #35
sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about how 99 one dollar bills weighs more then one 100 dollar bills,
they are both made out of the same material but the one 100 dollar bill is still worth more despite being
much less.
Grapejuice
Level 71
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 1/8/2016
Threads: 155
Posts: 22,907
Posted: 12/15/2018 at 4:08 PM
Post #36
"I wish Leo(nardo Dicaprio) would climb a wall for me"
"Just because you married her doesn't mean you have to care!"
"You had me at Ronald Mcdonald"
"Capulet is high and I love it"
"I actually studied at the school of scoopy scoop for 15 years didja know?"
Edited By Grapejuice on 12/15/2018 at 4:11 PM.
Lalalanmao
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 5/23/2017
Threads: 57
Posts: 7,106
Posted: 12/15/2018 at 10:46 PM
Post #37
Me: Reading is looking at a piece of wood hallucinating. (That changed the topic randomly)
(I was reading while walking and talking to one of my friends and a random person comes up and says)
Them: Reading and talking while walking is like driving while texting.
Me: Have you ever tried
(continues to talk about whatever it was we were talking about)
"I once gifted my friend a big, real live buffalo through my phone."
Me: The only beaver at beaver creek is a stuffed animal.
Friend: That's depressing.
Sister: <takes stuffed beaver tail and bonks it on all heads> On the bright side it's pretty hard.
Eyelashviper
Level 64
Joined: 10/23/2018
Threads: 225
Posts: 4,784
Posted: 12/18/2018 at 6:03 AM
Post #38
On animal jam-----
*"Hello. did anyone order a large hot chocolate?"
-random person with a hot cocoa hat
My reply------
*"No, but I DID order a large hot broccoli!"
-Eyelashviper (me)
*cringe*
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 12/21/2018 at 7:09 AM
Post #39
hmm. Well. We get a LOT of shenanigans going on at work.
legit today was like:
me: "What side are all the pillows on?"
someone: "THIS SIDE!" *puts middle finger up at me*
me: :O :O :O
Both of us: *immediately burst out laughing like little children*
Okay this one is seriously out of context because we do have to use our own needles at work to price certain items in a specific way, now.
Me...uh...shouting to everyone I pass. "Okaaaay! I'm putting the needle away! If you want a dose of Good-ol HIV you know how to do it!!! *then quietly* I don't even have HIV"
A manager with the best humor: "*chuckles loudly* As opposed to bad HIV?!!!"
Me "Clearly."
Edited By Amarok on 12/21/2018 at 7:23 AM.
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 12/30/2018 at 3:39 PM
Post #40
Stuff said while Me and My sis play Smash Bros (Sm4sh and Ultimate).... Warning, there are a lot of caps because we yell a lot when we play Smash Bros.
-"You're gonna hear Lifelight, and you're gonna like it."
-"YOSHI POOPED ME OFF A CLIFF!"
-"Snake is so beautiful."
-"I think you're enjoying blowing stuff up a little too much."
-"It's Ban-dan, my man!"
-"Agh! Sonic, YOU'RE SO CHEAP!" "Why, thank you."
-"That tiny Shorykun made my day."
-"We don't need to free all the spirits..." "YES WE DO!"
-"DOG FOOD!"
-"Stupid lava--! oh hey Knux."
-"Snake is great!" "No, he isn't--" "SNEK SNEK SNEK!"
-"We attribue most issues to Galeem. Got a problem? Broken bridge? Missing Fighters? Aliens? Depression? Galeem."
-"Good. The Yarn Yoshi's worth it."
-"FLLLLLLLYYYYYGOOOOOOON?!!"
-"If you beat me as Pichu, I will be very upset."
-"Sakurai's playing favorites."
-"That's the best Wii shop remix I've ever heard."
-"Haha, Master Hand. You amuse me."
-"He's here because he's mad with candyland! 'Don't-a eat the candy. Don't-a eat the candy. What did-a the doctor a-say? One-a piece of-a candy a day.'"
-"This is it, the fated rivalry.... Wait, what just happened? How'd I die?"
Edited By Awkwardmollusk on 1/10/2019 at 6:28 PM.
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