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That's what it rolled, and I could think of anything else.

ATTACKS

These were written by @Larkien

@Corazzajesse- 3-6: The giant hand mishears you and slaps the wall instead, which manages to knock a few bricks out off the top of the wall.. 97 damage

@Theatretechnerd- 5: Your dagger gets stuck in the wall, and your pets seem to be more fascinated by @Corazzajesse's giant hand, probably hoping it'll pet them. Oops. However, the wall feels incredibly threatened by the half-built battering ram, quaking so hard it takes 48 damage.

@Jolynnarry- 1: You succeed in summoning the troll, but you forget how incredibly stupid trolls are. It thinks you are telling it to attack you, and beats you up instead. One heart of damage.

@Miroh- 4: The du du du du du du does a surprising amount of damage to the wall! ...Or maybe the wall just really hates Blackpink. 29 damage

These were written by @Aquadragon

@Insertcoolname- 5: Your mum does a decent amount of damage, before she realises you were lying. Some chunks crumble off the wall. 43 damage

@Zikitty- 6-6: was that bark chip enchanted or something? It does a massive amount of damage! 158 damage! You have entered Rage mode!

@Blackcat7- 2 (sorry, the dice doesn't seem to like you very much!): The watermelon pits bounce off the wall and don't do much damage, but a kitten accidentally scratches the wall while playing. 6 damage

@Latif- 5: Adrammelech summons a Flash Arc, but he seems rather tired, so it only does a moderate amount of damage. 58 damage

These were written by @Fennimage666

@PLAYER - Aquaticrose ROLL: 3 - HIT
Even with your enchanted pickaxe it's like trying to mine obsidian. You manage to chip off a few blocks though!
Dmg : 29

@PLAYER - Orcastration ROLL: 1 - BACKFIRE
The devil cats got hungry, and instead of attacking the wall they decided to attack the murder pigeons. In retaliation, the murder pigeons attack back! The battlefield against the wall has become a fray of feathers and fur, and in the confusion you took a heart of damage.

@PLAYER - Tamer234 ROLL: 6 - 1 - TOO MUCH!
Oh boy! You attempted to use teleportation technology... and it was super effective! Your particles passing through the wall disoriented it, and cause it to shiver at the strange sensation. Being a wall the trembling causes it's blocks to chip and crumble! But because the teleportation technology available to sylestia is rather... new and untested, so while you do discorporate and transfer through the wall, the teleporter doesn't re-corporate you... oops!
Dmg : 100
You are now dead!

@PLAYER - Wolfie12 ROLL: 5 - GREAT
Your pep talk to the wall seems to work... probably because of the all out demonic-hellspawn war that has broken out in front of it. A portion of the wall just gets up and leaves. . .
Dmg : 57

@PLAYER - Quailking ROLL: 3 - HIT
You cast out your line, but a squabbling cat-demon and murder-bird knock your hook off course! You still hook onto a brick and pull it out of the wall.
Dmg : 29

(These really were random I swear)

These were written by @Kittyauthor

Stormwing - 4: The explosive scroll yeets itself at the wall, no questions asked. However, the wall has some (not a ton) of resistance to FR spells. Ah well, you blew a bit off of the wall. (35 damage)

Fennimage666 - 5: The chunks of the text do quite a bit of damage. I now need to repair the title post. Thanks. (60 damage)

Galacticgalaxy - 1: (Congrats on first death by 3 1s) The wall feels bad for you. One more 1 and you're dead... oh wait

Startingle - 3: (Wish I could do that lol) The homework is so difficult that it melts part of the wall! Wait, are chickens eating bits of the melted wall? Ew! (25 damage)

INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS

Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.

@Jolynnnarry <3 X X
@Theatretechnerd <3 <3 X
@Galacticgalaxy DEAD, 3 turns until auto revive
@Aquadragon8 <3 <3 X
@Aquaticrose <3 <3 X
@Orcastration <3 <3 X
Tamer234 DEAD, 3 turns until auto revive

RAGING PLAYERS

@Zikitty - 3 turns left
@Scoutwolf - 2 turns left
@Corazzajesse - 2 turns left
@Sylvia0floof - 2 turns left


Attack Phase is now active.

I will update damage done to the wall soon!

GM List: @Kittyauthor, Aquadragon8
Text Pixies: @Kittyauthor, @Larkien, Aquadragon8, Fennimage666

i dont wanna die *goes as far as i can away from the wall and watches as she shoots fire balls out of a cannon* she doesnt like me xD

I finish up my battering ram and summon a group of my friends to help use it. Before we start, we build a back up incase our first one breaks and then charge the wall.

Can I turn into the Koolaid man and run into the wall? If I can, I will

I shoot a cannon at the wall and stand a safe distance away!!!

I summon an army of sumo wrestlers to body slam the wall. Then I yeet my toilets at the wall.

Get my siblings to create their very adorable but loud army, and give each of the kids a peach to smush on the wall. Meanwhile, my pets and I make a giant wrecking ball OUT OF DIAMONDS to whack the wall over and over again. I also enchant my sword to continue stabbing.