He sighed. "I wouldn't blame you for that, honestly. I only do appear down here every century or so."

"Okay then..." she said still slowly backing up

"Try to get them off my tail!" The dragon yelled. "They eat anything that flies, which is all of us!"

Kaylah grabbed a sandwich from her bag. If she were to throw this at them would they follow? Kaylah looked at the delicious sandwich. There had to be another way. Kaylah thought of Floofy. Floofy could fly, she would be able to distract the birds. But would they kill her before she got the chance to come back safely?

Kaylah whimpered. She would try throwing the sandwich first.

"I was expecting the answer cellular respiration, but I'll take that." The narrator does a drumroll. "Last question!!!!!! Your opinion on human nature, please! I know this isn't a question, but nobody cares o3o"

"Humans are really lowkey evil and are going to destroy the world and each other"

The narrator gave you one chance to jump down the tree, but since you ignored it... The tree snaps, and you and the white mochi plummet towards the earth. Since your mass is greater than that of the mochi's, you accelerate faster than it, and you loose your grip on the creature.

O h. She tried to curl up in a ball around the mochi

Oops sorry i did that super quick))
Orchenia nodded

"Trying to leave, are you?" He says, waving a hand and shattering your shield like it was nothing. "I'm a god, and I don't get respect? Is that what mortals are like now? I'm starting to think Fate's idea is a good one now. Maybe I'll help him kill some humans." He mused, forming a fireball in a hand.

You threw the sandwich and it bounced off the head of a bird. It didn't stop them, but rather made them more angry.

"Wow! Fate likes you! Okay, whatever! Cya some time later!" The narrator exclaims and disappears in a puff of smoke, the birds too.

The mochi slips out of your grip. DUN DUN DUUUUUN