NONSENSICAL GEOMETRY
Once upon a radish time
In the land of Sneeze
There were mustard-wearing pineapples
And pickled manatees;

Pancakes grew on bushes
The trees were upside down
And absolutely no one
Thought it odd the sky was brown;

Clocks were used as currency
Time did not exist
Left was up and down was right
And ladders always hissed;

Everything was backwards
Nothing there made sense
And of a time when anything did
You'll find no evidence.


THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK
The grandfather clock
With a tick and a tock
Calls, "What cheer! it's noon"
With a ringing and dinging
Old grandpa is singing!
Singing a midday tune.


RAINY DAY
Oh Lord, good Lord
I'm bored, so bored.
Shall I speak in rhyme, to pass the time?
I'm feeling quite ignored.

Maybe I could read a book...
But no, I've read them all times twenty.
Maybe I could eat a snack...
But no, the cupboard's empty.

Maybe I could draw a picture...
But no, I'm out of paper.
Maybe I could dance a jig...
No, I'm not in the mood to caper.

Maybe I could play outdoors...
But no, outdoors it's raining.
What should I do, oh Lord, good Lord?
The Lord said, "Stop complaining!"


ANTONYMS
Love, hate
Friend, foe
Early, late
Yes, no.

Happy, sad
Rich, poor
Good, bad
Less, more.

Up, down
Day, night
Lost, found
Black, white.

First, last
False, true
Future, past
Old, new.

Sleep, wake
Short, long
Give, take
Right, wrong.

Grow, shrink
Big, small
Float, sink...

...None, all.