CURRENT AVATAR THEME: Genie's Mist
HI!!! I'm VoltairaThePorg. (You can call me Voltaira for short, or Volt for even shorter.) I'm a bit of a goth girl, a feminist, love Creepypastas (the good ones), Star Wars (I admittedly have not seen all the movies---working on it though! ;3), Warriors (the cat books, not the sports team/s), How To Train Your Dragon, The School for Good and Evil, Wings of Fire, and---yeah y'know what I'm just gonna make a list.
I AM:
Feminist
A bit of a goth girl
Kinda nerdy
American
Supportive of the LGBTQ+ community!
Bi (and proud of it!! =^w^=)
NOT racist. Skin color doesn't matter to me; character does. You can be absolutely gorgeous and still be a complete jerk, in which case you're ugly on the inside, and therefore ugly all around. Character, people.
Quirky
VERY concerned about the environment!! At LEAST recycle, people.
Available to talk to! I can keep a secret, and try to help. (For some reason, my classmates ask me for advice a lot, especially with relationships, even though I've personally never dated. I do my best, though! XD)
I want to be an equine therapist someday! (That's a therapist that uses horses as therapy; #HorsesHelpHeal!)
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Just a quick note, sometimes I say things that I don't really mean, and if you see me doing it, please call me out, because I will just blurt stuff out sometimes without considering the consequences. I'm not using this as an excuse, I'm just apologizing in advance if it happens. I
never (ever, ever) mean to be rude, but sometimes I end up saying things I shouldn't, and it always truly embarrasses me afterwards.
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FUN FACTS:
I once found a four-leaf clover on a walk. Then, looking at it later, I realized there was actually a FIVE-leaf clover on the same stem! As Sleepycat said, "triple luck!"
I have a strawberry birthmark by my left eye (MY left; looking at me face-to-face it would be my right eye). It was huge when I was a baby, but never became a problem.
I have a freckle constellation on my right forearm that looks sorta like a W, but more like a horse if you look at it upside down.
Might (MIGHT) be Otherkin, not sure just yet. Sometimes I feel like I'm not completely human in the traditional sense...like there's something I
know I can do, but I can't quite
reach it...it mostly comes as a feeling of being able to, IDK,
weave the fabric of the universe, or like I know a language but I can't speak it as a human, since it has so many different melodies weaving in and out of each other all at once, and I only have a single voice. And no, I'm not crazy. Shoish. XD. I'm still discovering who I am, is all!
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ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini
BIRTHDAY: May 31, 2006
BIRTHSTONE: Emerald
GENDER: Female
PREFERRED PRONOUNS: She/Her (They/Them works too if you forget.)
CHINESE ZODIAC YEAR: Year of the Dog
IQ (AS MOST RECENTLY TESTED): 142
RELIGION: None. I am a secular humanist, meaning I believe in the human ability to do good without pressure from a God/s or religious group (AKA do good of their own free will).
EYE COLOR: Blue
SKIN COLOR: Pale/Fair (Caucasian)
HAIR COLOR: Brown (kind of a darkish brown color; it was auburn when I was little)
FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Halloween!!!
HEIGHT: Around 5'6".
UNOFFICIAL TITLE: "Queen of Corny Jokes"
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THINGS I LIKE:
Star Wars
Warriors (the cat books, not the sports team/s.)
Creepypasta (
http://www.creepypasta.com/)
HTTYD (How To Train Your Dragon)
SGE (School for Good and Evil)
Harry Potter
Wings of Fire
The Addams Family *Snap snap* (NOTE: I haven't seen the show, just the movies.)
The Shining
SCP's (
http://www.scpwiki.com/)
Music, and making it
Art
Science
Reading
History/Social Studies
Math
Mind puzzles
Writing poetry
Writing in general
Singing
Most animals (horses, cats, dogs, gerbils, Porgs (look 'em up), chipmunks, etc.)
Jumping spiders (SO CUTE!!! The other kinds of spider I'm more ENH about. Grass spiders are super fun to watch, though!
)
Sylestia (dur XD)
Minecraft
The Amazing World of Gumball
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
Miraculous Ladybug (sometimes)
Stranger Things
Monty Python
A ton of other things. Unless given a very good reason not to.
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THINGS I DISLIKE:
Rude drivers
Rude people in general
War
Violence
Crime
Racism
Sexism
Bullies (I have been bullied. IT STINKS. NEVER bully someone else. EVER.)
Idiots in high positions of power
Idiots in general
Donald Trump (I'm sorry if you like him but I don't like how he's running the country.)
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I also write a bit of poetry:
NONSENSICAL GEOMETRY
Once upon a radish time
In the land of Sneeze
There were mustard-wearing pineapples
And pickled manatees;
Pancakes grew on bushes
The trees were upside down
And absolutely no one
Thought it odd the sky was brown;
Clocks were used as currency
Time did not exist
Left was up and down was right
And ladders always hissed;
Everything was backwards
Nothing there made sense
and of a time when anything DID
You'll find no evidence.
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THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK
The grandfather clock
With a tick and a tock
Calls "What cheer! it's noon"
With a ringing and dinging
Old grandpa is singing!
Singing a midday tune.
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ANTONYMS
Love, hate
Friend, foe
Early, late
Yes, no.
Happy, sad
Rich, poor
Good, bad
Less, more.
Up, down
Day, night
Lost, found
Black, white.
First, last
False, true
Future, past
Old, new.
Sleep, wake
Short, long
Give, take
Right, wrong.
Grow, shrink
Big, small
Float, sink...
...None, all.
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RAINY DAY
Oh Lord, good Lord
I'm bored, so bored.
Shall I speak in rhyme, to pass the time?
I'm feeling quite ignored.
Maybe I could read a book...
But no, I've read them all times twenty.
Maybe I could eat a snack...
But no, the cupboard's empty.
Maybe I could draw a picture...
But no, I'm out of paper.
Maybe I could dance a jig...
No, I'm not in the mood to caper.
Maybe I could play outdoors...
But no, outdoors it's raining.
What should I do, oh Lord, good Lord?
The Lord said, "Stop complaining!"
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RIDDLE OF THE MONTH:
How many months have 28 days?
(DO NOT Google the answer!! That's cheating! Message me with your guesses. There's no prize, except a new riddle to ask your friends. Have fun!)
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This is my adorable kitty, Trudeau. No, not after Justin Trudeau; after the French "trop doux," which means "too sweet". Because he really is. I mean, just LOOK at him!!
And this is my dog, Honey! She's a Lab/Bloodhound mix, and she's as sweet as her name.
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89% of average girls would cry if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 11% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming 'Do a backflip!'
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The girl you just called fat, she's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on.
The boy you just tripped, he is abused enough at home.
That guy you just made fun of for crying, his mother is dying.
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying.
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HAVING A BAD DAY?
YOU MATTER!!! Don't give up! Don't let anyone tell you you're no good, or ugly (in my honest opinion, you're only ugly if you ACT ugly. Looks on the outside don't matter.), or stupid, or a loser, or any of that nonsense. You are YOU, and YOU are amazing. (That doesn't mean you can't change. But
