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I decided to make myself a profile! So umm...here it is?

The paste in your profile things:

Dont click this: http://www.ipeedalittle.com/click/



Have a laugh and read this
1. You are human
2. You're reading this
3. You can't say 'p' without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are now laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and skipped number 5
8. You checked to see if there was number 5
9. You fell for it and everybody else did too
10. Paste this onto your page and see who else does it! (You tried this)

89% of average girls would cry if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 11% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming 'Do a backflip!

PLEASE put this on your page if you are someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people wont copy this onto their status because they have already been eaten by penguins, 28% of people are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming penguinocalypse, another 3% cant do math, and the awesome 1% will re-post.

Ten Things Orchestra People Will Understand (Credit to Canawlia)

1. When you get a new piece that looks like a mess and you stare at it for a few seconds before you reminisce about the times you thought Mary Had a Little Lamb was hard.

2. When you realize that you will never be as good as the concert master. Unless you are the concert master. Then relish the fact that everyone in your section, including the second chair, looks up to you.

3. When you have to do a playing test and you're shaking so much it sounds like you're doing vibrato.

4. When your conductor frowns at you and you realize your life is officially over.

5. When you play on a rest and everyone looks at you like you've just murdered someone.

6. When you thought you played the concert song well but you hear a higher chair play and you question your existence.

7. When you glare furiously at the people who walk by casually playing a song that they know sounds impressive.

8. When the violas get a solo and everyone has lost the ability to speak.

9. When you have no idea what to do so you are forced to air bow furiously and pretend you know what you're doing.

10. When you're too lazy to shift so you just stick your finger a little bit higher and pray you hit the right note.

(More because why not)

11. When you see anyone better than you who practices, that's Ling Ling.

12. When you don't want to practice so you look at practice memes, watch TwoSet, or listen to other people play.

13. When your conductor says, we are going person by person and everyone freaks out.

14. That moment when someone claps between movements....

15. When you finally can hear the bass...wait that's like never.

16. When your stand partner plays the complete wrong note and they say no I didn't, then turn around and comment on every little thing you do wrong.

17. When your conductor picks on a single person, and you just hide like oh I'm not here not me next.

18. FIghting about if band or orchestra is better, and then they mention there's no marching orchestra...and then you just picture a marching bass and melting instruments.

19. When you practice a song for hours and then mess up when you try to show it to someone. Then you question your existence and why you still play your instruments

20. When the conductor asks who messed up, and everyone just blames it on a certain person.

You see a teen putting a kitten into an oven that's burning hot.
95% of people would yell "QUIT IT!"
4% of people Would say "Bake, bake!" (Idiots)
1% of people would push everyone out of the way and grab the kitten and call 911 and have the teen arrested, and Then take the kitten straight to the vet. Put this on your page if you are part of that 1%

About me:

Pronouns: Her/she

Sexuality: Bi

Age: 1.64 billion potatoes

Fun facts:
I love horror mangas
I am very defensive about my manga crushes
I love making and drinking iced tea
I am very good at DND
I am good at remembering all the names of characters in books, movies, mangas, etc.
Ill probably add more fun facts later

My diary:
Here Ill keep track of random things

4/6/20: I received an egg from completing a dungeon. I wonder what will hatch?
4/7/20: I decided to start my diary
4/8/20: I question my life choices and made my profile
4/11/20: Ive been getting a nosebleed every day for the last couple weeks
4/14/20: I didnt get a nosebleed today
4/15/20: I finally saved up 300,000 gold which I surprisingly had never done before *thinks of Orca showing her two million gold*
4/21/20: OMG! I have hit 400,000 gold!
4/22/20: So umm...I spent all my gold. I told myself I didnt need a new avatar. Well then...
4/22/20: Uh back here again. I couldnt put my Wasp Zolnixi project on hold. I couldnt resist working on it.
5/2/20: I bought a legendary egg from the shop yesterday

Art:

My old avi drawn by Luca:


My old avi drawn by Xedite:


My Zolnixis Ewha and Danwha drawn by Drachi:


My griffi, Rune drawn by Wisiro:


My zolnixis, Goddess and Striker drawn by Serinitylichen:


Made by Xedite:


Lotus drawn by Ephemeral


My Aeridini, May and Shine drawn by Moonia:

Projects:

Wasp Zolnixi (Incomplete (progress tho))


Max stat Cute Witch Zolnixi (incomplete)

Wild Caught Aurleon Project (incomplete + on hold)

Look it up:
Heres some random things you should try looking up. No guarantees you will be the same after.

1. Zebra and horse hybrids
2. Safely Endangered memes
3. Mourning Doves (they look like pigeons)