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DOn't post plz! Pm me instead ;D
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"On the twelfth day of Winter Fest, the Zo-one gave to me--
"Twelve cheapskate Nutcrackers!
"Eleven Snowman Branches,
"(set them on fi-re!),
"Ten (huh!) 'Rare' Held items,
"Nine Themed pets fleeing,
"Eight duplicate Outfits,
"Seven Uncommon Relics,
"Six Fressences (Aged),
"Fiive! Fro-ozennn! Keeeys! (ba-dum-peh-dum-pah!)
"Four Retired items,
"Three stingy Bosses,
"Two Snow Wars cards,
"And . . . freakin' enemies that I could not seeee."
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"On the twelfth day of Spring Fest, the Zo-one gave to me--
12 enchanted waters
11 seed pouches (ok, really I don't have that many pots...)
"Ten pieces of sap (I don't evne have a use for it..)
"Nine fertilizer baggies
"Eight duplicate Outfits,
"Seven enrichment baskets
Six Crested Gecko Draes (why)
Five mysterious keys (um....really? I don't need to fight that boss again...)
"Four golden eggs
(equaling four more fertilizer bags)
"Three stingy Bosses,
"Two Spring Blossom pets
"And . . . freakin' enemies that I could not seeee."
Edited By Orca2Whale on 5/8/2019 at 8:14 PM.
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Owlphoenix's Orch Rant
On the twelfth day of orchy my conductor gave to me
Twelve lines of shifting (Argh!)
Eleven annoying show-offs
Ten virtuosos
Nine section leaders (what?)
Eight noisy cellos
Seven people in Winds (I'm not joking, this is true)
Six pianists... playing piano (duh/why are there so many?)
Five percussssssionistsssss!
Four broken strings
Three mad violas (we get bored people)
Two broken stands (one which the basoonist was drawing on, plus those are just the ones in the wind section)
and a single bass in a pear tree (he left his music behind....again. ;p)
Edited By Orca2Whale on 5/8/2019 at 7:54 PM.
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TLG version
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Lost Grove gave to me...
12 annoying sprites
11 spritely branches
10 lousy chests
9 murderous bosses
8 lightbringer relics (Why do I have so many?)
7 nosy battlemages
6 angry brigands
5 Broken Traps!
4 too many menders
3 unhelpful people (Rylak, Dorian, Legionare-did I miss anyone?)
2 empty bottles
And a behometh to kill us all!
Edited By Orca2Whale on 8/4/2019 at 2:17 AM.
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