You're banned because you've probably never had to be in the presence of a cockatoo. They hiss at you and raise their crests and do-- whatever this is!

You're banned because that looks like that evil bird from Rio.

You're banned because the evil bird from Rio is a cockatoo, which comes as no surprise to me because all cockatoos are malicious.

You're banned because I didn't know that

You're banned because now you know.

You're banned because my dog is the cutest dog.

You're banned because my birb is the best birb.

Banned because I got a baby dog.

You're banned because you made you're text annoyingly small