CLICK IT.....I DARE YOU
Idk even know my times anymore, i get on when i feel like it tbh
I used to to be 1 hour behind sylestia time, now I'm 2. annndd now im back to 1 hour.
I love RP, mainly romance, fantasy, action. So if you ever want to invite me, just go on ahead! no need to ask, since I see pings fairly quickly and the little illuminated orange 'social' ticks me off
or maybe its just satisfying to know that someone cares
Fun fact: I am oddly prone to breakdowns. Don't show it but I do feel it!
Can I just say...my rp life is a mess? Lmao
Notes: change username sometime this year. Or not. But it HAS TO HAVE RUBY IN IT
The girl you just called fat, she's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on.
The boy you just tripped, he is abused enough at home.
That guy you just made fun of for crying, his mother is dying.
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 97% of you won't.
89% of average girls would cry if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 11% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming 'Do a back flip!'
(or, not care at all. Aka, me.)
Flamingos bend their legs at the ankle, not the knee.
Roller coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin
Ice pops were invented by an 11-year-old by accident
Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can
Supermarket apples can be a year old (Not to fond of this fact)
It’s impossible to hum while holding your nose
Octopuses have three hearts
In the Philippines, McDonald’s serves spaghetti
Lobsters taste with their feet
Blue whale tongues can weigh as much as an elephant
A flock of ravens is called an “unkindness”
Things I can guess bout you!
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You cant say the letter "p" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too!!
You see a teen putting a kitten into an oven that's burning hot.
95% of people would yell "QUIT IT!"
4% of people Would say "Bake, bake!" (Idiots)
1% of people would push everyone out of the way and grab the kitten and call 911 and have the teen arrested, and Then take the kitten straight to the vet. Put this on your page if you are part of that 1%
Please tell me why a parent(s) can scream,threaten, swear, and hit their child(children) but when the child(children) fight back and retaliates its a disobedient/disrespectful child(children). They say the child is at fault "they should know better than to say/do that to their parents". the parent is the victim. The children never report it because their afraid. They dont want to loose their parent(s) so they suffer... and try to be the perfect obedient children and people ask why this generation is so emotionally unstable.
Now tell me why. No tell me who's fault is it? who's fault it really is?
Sadly enough, this is relatable.
Scroll over this. You opened it! Awesome, Good luck!!! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you, and something good and really romantic will happen between 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow! It could be ANYWHERE, get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this on your page within the next 15 minutes then your love life will be terrible for the next YEAR
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up! "
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put this on their page
Normal Girls: Say, "Let's go shopping!"
Tomboys: Say, "Let's go fishing!"
Normal Girls: Wear high-heels
Tomboys: Wear sneakers
Normal Girls: Wear 5 pounds of makeup
Tomboys: "What's mascara?"
Normal Girls: Say, "Eww, a frog!"
Tomboys: Say, "COOL! A frog!"
Normal Girls: Ignore this.
Tomboys: Repost this on their page
Personally, I am a mix between this. I love fishing, shopping, wearing cute things, sneakers, I don't wear makeup yet, I do want to see and touch a frog one day.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army
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