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Orcastration
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Posted: 2/21/2019 at 1:53 PM Post #1
The cringiest 'major blockbuster' movie songs of all time! Post the lyrics on here (or at lesat the song title) and movie and rack up those votes (one vote per song, you can vote multiples)
(Keep it clean though-no major cussing/x-rated stuff, keep it PG-13)

Cringiest songs of all time
Everything is Awesome (Lego Movie) Songwriters: Joshua Bartholomew / Lisa Harriton / Michel Patterson
I'm Too Smurfy (Smurfs 2) by Right Said Fred
Edited By Orcastration on 2/21/2019 at 9:29 PM.
Orcastration
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Joined: 11/1/2018
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Posted: 2/21/2019 at 1:53 PM Post #2
Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team
Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dream
Everything is better when we stick together
Some have said you and I are gonna win forever?
Lets party forever
We're the same unlike you, you're like me we're all working in harmony
Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team
Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dream
Woo! 3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news? Everyone's talkin'
Life is good 'cause everything awesome
Lost my job, there's a new opportunity
More free time for my awesome community
I feel more awesome than an awesome possum
Dip my body in chocolate frostin'
Three years later wash off the frostin'
Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awesome
Stepped in mud, got new brown shoes
It's awesome to win and it's awesome to lose
Everything is better when we stick together
Side by side, you and I gonna win forever?
Let's party forever
We're the same unlike you, you're like me we're all working in harmony
Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team
Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dream
Blue skies, bouncy springs, we just named a few awesome things
A Nobel prize, a piece of string
You know what's awesome? Everything!
Dogs with fleas, allergies
A book of Greek antiquities
Brand new pants, a very old vest
Awesome items are the best
Trees, (frogs), clogs, they're awesome
Rocks, clocks, and socks, they're awesome
Figs, and jigs, and twigs, that's awesome
Everything you see or think or say is awesome
Everything is awesome, everything is cool when your part of a team
Everything is awesome, when you're living out a dream"

Songwriters: Joshua Bartholomew / Lisa Harriton / Michel Patterson
Edited By Orcastration on 2/21/2019 at 9:29 PM.
Orcastration
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Posts: 33,457
Posted: 2/21/2019 at 1:53 PM Post #3
I'm Too Smurfy
by Right Said Fred
(Note: This is the slightly more "kid freindly" version, and it's still cringy.)

I'm too smurfy for my love
too smurfy for my love
we love smurfs
believe me
I'm too smurfy for my shirt
too smurfy for my shirt
so smurfy it hurts
Well I'm to smurfy for my land
too smurfy for my land
Yoko an Japan
I'm too smurfy for your party
too crazy for your party
If the party just come dancing
My name is papa
you know what I mean
I'm gonna do my little turn
on the Smurf-walk
yeah, I'm on the catwalk
I'm in the smurf-walk, yeah
I do my little turn
on the smurf-walk
I'm too smurfy for my car
my super-smurfy car
too smurfy bay far
And I'm too smurfy for my hat
my super-smurfy hat
what do you think about that?
My name is Brainy
you know what I mean
I'm gonna do my little turn
on the smurf-walk
yeah, on the catwalk
I'm in the smurf-walk, yeah
I shake my little hat
on the smurf-walk
I'm too smurfy for my hat
too smurfy for my hat
too smurfy for my hat
My name is gatzy
you know what I mean
And I do my little turn
on the smurf-walk
yeah, on the catwalk
Im in the smurf-walk, yeah
I shake my little hat
on the smurf-walk
I'm too smurfy for my hat
too smurfy for my hat
thats a smurfy fact
I'm too smurfy for my hat
there's nothing wrong with that
We love smurfs
believe me
I'm too smurfy for this song
Edited By Orcastration on 2/21/2019 at 2:08 PM.
Orcastration
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Posted: 2/21/2019 at 1:55 PM Post #4
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