I had several strange dreams if you had strange dreams you're more than welcome to post them here.

So last night I dreamt of a normal school day but then everyone exploded and I woke up to a migraine.

Last year I dreamt that there was a society of rainbow peacock worshipping humans and that the rainbow peacocks ordered them to get into tanks and kill off all the lions.Shortly afterward unicorns rained from the sky and everything died.

A few years ago I dreamt that mutant chickens were chasing me through the desert and I got punched in the face by their leader.

This week I dreamed I was in a treehouse thing and I was roommates with a girl who loves pink. Then I was in a clinic and everything exploded.

A day later I dreamed I lived in a house with this random old lady. And surrounding the house were cartoon tornadoes, but she kept calling them hurricanes. Apparently, their leader spoke fluent old-ladyish and they spoke. Cutscene: cafeteria where you can only eat a certain color of food. Back to tornado-old-lady. She nods and the tornado/hurricane punches the window and kills the old lady instantly. Cutscene: Someone ate the wrong color, now they're being arrested.

Last night I dreamed some boy and his gang threw a banana at me. I told my mother and she whooped the boy's butt (roasted him) so hard his own gang screamed, "OHHHHH!" Then I was walking near an open furnace. The boy jumped out at me and tried to push me into the furnace. I locked my legs and ducked every time one of his friends (who were sitting on top the furnace) would kick at me. I managed to break free but then the boy had back up and I pushed in again, except now it was raining. I morphed into Miles "Tails" Prower and kicked their butts. I then ran outside and found a sketchbook with Powerpuff girls on its cover along with numbers. My friend came along, judged the drawings, then poofed away. I woke up circling the numbers in random order in pencil: 7833255333336621. And had a nosebleed.


If I pinged you it was just because.

I have a lot of strange dreams, made even stranger by the fact they are so extremely vivid.

Last night, my dream was that my 4-year-old nephew and I were driving down to where my brother is in rehab to break him out because we learned it was actually an alien brainwashing facility. I should have realized it was a dream when a 4-year-old was driving (to be fair, he's very smart), I should have realized it was a dream when I had a working Green Lantern ring, and I should have realized it was a dream when we were fighting alien monsters that looked like a cross between the demons of "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" and rejects from educational children's puppet TV shows.

A couple weeks ago, my dream involved a new fad of genetically engineered pets that resembled creatures like Pokemon or Digimon (complete with the ability to change into new forms depending how they are cared for). Mine apparently came from one of the reject batches, and his final form was something like a sparkly rainbow colored Cthulhu (a combo of adorable and monstrous qualities). My nephew had one that was like a bat-winged green kitten with three tails, and my other nephew had one that was a yellow koala with dark purple stripes, bunny ears, a VERY long lemur tail, four arms (six limbs total including legs) and six eyes.

Phhhs
don't talk about weird

i had one a few years ago where i was with peterson pan...he got shot then i turned him into a dolphin with a hole in it...yeahhh


Another one i had was i was my marvel OC phantom and i slapped iron man and Spider-man Kissed Me!

Another one was really confusing...i was someone with wings and was being hunted by purple people,i broke into a bank,smashed lots of windows,fired guns,Drove cars with skelton ann them....

I was talking parrot(one word at a time) that helped a police officer solve crimes, then I lost my memory even though I knew it so I couldn't help him

That makes me want a show like Law and order but one of the officers is a parrot


Fun fact: a parrot was used as a witness and had to go into witness protection (how does that even work)