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BerryCupcakes
Level 31
Joined: 9/30/2016
Threads: 23
Posts: 249
Posted: 10/6/2016 at 7:34 PM
Post #1
As the title says! Here is my favorite statement!
"Your smile can change the world, but don't let the world change your smile."
Please post if you have more. (;
Now for jokes!
Q: When is Daughter's Day?
A: On Monday, right after SONday!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Zolnixi: Knock knock.
Bulbori: Who's there?
Zolnixi: Yam.
Bulbori: Yam who?
Zolnixi: I yam so happy to see you!
Bulbori: Aww!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: 'Cause he was a double-crosser!
Q: What did the lion say to the zebra?
A: Pleased to eat you!
Will be posting more soon!
Got anymore? Please post. :D
AuroWander
Level 74
The Hallowed
Joined: 4/15/2016
Threads: 16
Posts: 520
Posted: 10/8/2016 at 9:07 AM
Post #2
I have a different favourite saying;
"To the world, you may just be one person. But to one person, you could be the world".
I love that saying
BerryCupcakes
Level 31
Joined: 9/30/2016
Threads: 23
Posts: 249
Posted: 10/8/2016 at 11:11 AM
Post #3
Me too, I wonder who said that one?
Sypha
Level 60
Benevolent Brewer
Joined: 2/5/2016
Threads: 5
Posts: 411
Posted: 11/25/2016 at 8:53 PM
Post #4
This is souly for the introverts out there...
When your parents tell you to "make new friends"
Edited By Sypha on 11/25/2016 at 8:54 PM.
Goomy
Level 24
Joined: 11/9/2016
Threads: 30
Posts: 863
Posted: 11/25/2016 at 10:27 PM
Post #5
Hai everyone, I will like to tell a story.
Once upon a time, there was a cat and a dog.
Wait! Let's paws.
Don't bark at me to continue!!!
Nevermind.
What do you say? I'm all ears!
I don't want to read. Basically they hated each other. That's the tail.
Now let's go to bed meow.
Sypha
Level 60
Benevolent Brewer
Joined: 2/5/2016
Threads: 5
Posts: 411
Posted: 11/25/2016 at 10:43 PM
Post #6
That's a very unique corny joke. I like it ^^
Sapphirethemage
Level 66
The Sweet Tooth
Joined: 9/21/2016
Threads: 74
Posts: 12,645
Posted: 11/26/2016 at 5:47 PM
Post #7
OH MY GOSH PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakina
Level 75
Queen's Grace
Joined: 12/17/2012
Threads: 54
Posts: 2,481
Posted: 11/27/2016 at 1:18 AM
Post #8
Dunno. Sounds a bit cobbled together to me. ;)
Trilli
Level 60
The Tender
Joined: 1/31/2016
Threads: 38
Posts: 2,514
Posted: 11/27/2016 at 5:49 PM
Post #9
This is a saying I like "Good people are like candles. They burn themselves out to give others light". I also like the saying "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I'm possible"
Echosing
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 5/28/2013
Threads: 49
Posts: 2,275
Posted: 11/28/2016 at 5:25 PM
Post #10
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."
-Bob Marley
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... sometimes what it needs is a monster."
-Dracula Untold
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