All sylesties are unsafe we must:

- remove teeth
- remove claws
- remove hooves and make them pillows
- add pillows
- add bubble wrap
- remove fangs
- remove hard stuff and make them pillows
- remove petals
- remove gas
- add safe stuff

Soon all sylesties will be 100% child safe

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=23134&page=1#1 Author: Scomeau Time Posted: 2/28/2015 at 10:51 PM All sylesties are unsafe we must: - remove teeth - remove claws - remove hooves and make them pillows - add pillows - add bubble wrap - remove fangs - remove hard stuff and make them pillows - remove petals - remove gas - add safe stuff Soon all sylesties will be 100% child safe

Lol

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=23134&page=1#2 Author: Typhlosion Time Posted: 3/3/2015 at 5:57 AM [quote=394695] Lol

No I'm serious

We also need to disable all of their magical skills and take all of their relics away, man. Attacks aren't safe.

While we are at it, have you seen some of the stuff the users wear.. tsk tsk.

We should get rid of all:

- Pointy head pieces, such as the pretty horn, crowns and clips.
- Store away all weapons that the players have access to.
- burn all the tarty clothing for the female avi's.
- Lock away all the sharp armor for the male avi's.
- Bottle the winds and hearts that are back accessories, cos if one of those hearts fell into the eye of a child that could cause havoc!
- put muzzles on all the creatures that are held accessories.
- Strap up the wings, cos some of those are seriously pointy!


:p

Both of you are right it must happen

Well, most players are 10+ so you won't have to do ALL of that stuff. They should add a kid mode if there are younger players on Sylestia.

To child proof sylestia we must also have extreme chat sensors for words such as:
-banana, apple and other extremely inappropriate fruits
-carrots and beets because they are too inappropriate for sensitive ears
-any type of animal. Come On People SENSITIVE EARS!
-especially the word arthropod! Do you know what that is?!? Why would you expose helpless children to a word that means "an invertebrate animal of the large phylum Arthropoda"
-Any type of pokemon(such as charizard or snivy), we certainly having kids running around yelling "Tepig!" like deranged lunatics can we?
-Any fun word (for example: Yay!)
Hopefully those words will be incorporated into the chat sensory system.

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=23134&page=1#8 Author: Wildcat2704 Time Posted: 3/7/2015 at 7:25 PM To child proof sylestia we must also have extreme chat sensors for words such as: -banana, apple and other extremely inappropriate fruits -carrots and beets because they are too inappropriate for sensitive ears -any type of animal. Come On People SENSITIVE EARS! -especially the word arthropod! Do you know what that is?!? Why would you expose helpless children to a word that means "an invertebrate animal of the large phylum Arthropoda" -Any type of pokemon(such as charizard or snivy), we certainly having kids running around yelling "Tepig!" like deranged lunatics can we? -Any fun word (for example: Yay!) Hopefully those words will be incorporated into the chat sensory system.

Yes

That said, I think that we also need stricter rules on avatars, to prevent avatars from being hurt while saving the world from evil sorcerers, the undead, and other monsters threatening to slaughter entire populations of people and sylesties.

-Avatars must have no skin showing, as any skin can be injured
-To ensure the above, we must ban all dresses
-You know what, let's just ban everything that isn't armor
-Armor on avatars must be smooth with no sharp edges to ensure maximum safety
-Avatars need health insurance to cover bugs and viruses
-Avatar food intake should be monitored to prevent unhealthy weight gain
-Ban global chat as viruses spread like wildfire with that many avatars in one space
-Implement avatar health bars to monitor avatar health
-Annual avatar celebration day to remember how much our avatars go through to save sylestia