Granted, but you just so happened to be half-clan, and Tigerstar killed you.

I wish for... a bird.

It pecks out your eyes.

I wish for a fountain pen with ink.

Granted, but all the ink dries up in less than half an hour. I wish for magic(so many ways this could go wrong lol,

you get magic but you can ony cast one spell a week....and you can only cast one of three spells.

i wish fictional characters would just stop invading my dreams

Granted, but now they invade your real life. Particularly the evil and annoying ones. I wish for motivation to Organize my stables.

granted! you orginize your stables and now you can never find any pet ever again, as once a day they reorginizing themselves to their own liking.

i wish i didn't have writers block ;-;

Granted, but now you cant hold a pencil/pen properly and you still cant write.

I wish that I had more themed Rikki's

Granted, but now you are at -15 mil gold from buying all of them. I wish for a wish of a wish of a wish of wishes that wish.

I wish I would stop missing the "Choose a door" event

Granted, but you miss every other event!

I wish for something.