Granted! But the Koi has at least a thousand babies that murder everyone in town.

I wish for space.

(Sounds about right. Has happened before if government, everyone both hated me and wanted me on their team)

Granted, but it's dead. ninja'd

You get a chunk of space,but that's a chunk of a vacuum. Within two days, the earth ran out of air. Great job.

I wish my brother would stop spending all of his money.

Granted, he spends yours!

I wish for a sibling.

(hahaha I don't have any.)
Granted, but they are severely annoying and make you mad a lot.

I wish for everything, nothing, everything, and nothing.

Granted, but someone wished for you to be hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a second after you got the apple. The apple did not change.

I wish for a normal book.

Granted, but it's horribly written and easily the worst book you have ever read.

I wish for a regular tennis ball.

you get a bloated fish thats painted like a tennis ball but smells like hot dogs and lavender.

i wish for Mossflight2 to be in a tiny bell jar.

Grant- SIKE! Your in a tiny bell jar!

I wish for anything.

Granted, but that something was nothing

I wish to become a warrior cat