Granted! It's a lovely sunny day! Just perfect! This wish is totally not corrupted!
After some time, it's so sunny you burn to death!

I
wish
for
no
wars
to
exist
.

Granted. There was no war to stop a mass genocide of innocent people by another nation. The nation simply kept attacking.


I wish for some strawberries.

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish for a hamster to eat my ear.

Granted! It ears one of your ears. But wait.. it misheard you. It ate both of them!

I wish for a nice wolf that's safe.

granted! you get your safe, nice wolf. you know what isn't safe, though? the fleas it carries. you have fleas now.

i want a nice glass of soda

You get a nice glass of soda! However, the police arrest you. Your friend stole the soda for you.

I wish I can shapeshift.

you can shapeshift!... but only into a sad forty year old man named lary who works an office job and lives alone

i wish for my dog to stop climbing in my lap when i so much as look at her.

Granted! She hates you and ignores you!

I wish for anything.

Granted! You got terminal brain cancer! Yay!

I wish I got glass thrown into my eyes

sorry for the ping btw, im a dumb idot

Granted! But it's glass that can never be removed. You are permanently blind.

I wish I could shapeshift into a wolf whenever I want.