Stopped making sense xD and also " She is afraid of being sad, But it makes me happy. I like that." Scares me >.<

Yes, I doubt it
I am honored to seek help
If you see me
No explanation, man
Yes, I'm just struggling
Try to fix it
I don't want to know that I was wrong
I will recognize her soon
Yes, sometimes I have to bring someone along
My brain is full of everything I love
Can you throw me there?
If my heart is beating, if my heart is empty
Hold my hand in crisis
Oh, tell me your love, where is the light?
She is afraid of being sad
But it makes me happy. I like that
Hold my hand in crisis
Oh, tell me your love, where is the light?
She is afraid of being sad
But it makes me happy. I like that
But you are kind to me
Yes, I have
If all problems burn like hair
Maybe I just need a friend
Whoever said no, I'm crazy, I'm crazy
You take a break
Stay calm
Can you throw me there?
If my heart speaks, if my heart speaks freely
Hold my hand in crisis
Oh, tell me your love, where is the light?
She is afraid of being sad
But it makes me happy. I like that
Hold my hand in crisis
Oh, tell me your love, where is the light?
She is afraid of being sad
But it makes me happy. I like that
But it makes me happy, I love you, I love you
You're fine with me, you're fine with me
Measured value
Relieve tension
Let me confirm
Think about it
I was with you for hours
When I was in heaven
Right airtime
You are nice to me
You are nice to me
You're good to me, I like it
Hold my hand in crisis
Oh, tell me your love, where is the light?
She is afraid of being sad
But it makes me happy. I like that
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
That's it

And here's Shakespeare xD

My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damaskd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

None of them look like the sun.
There is a lot of coral.
The area is covered with white stars.
Gray hair grew on his head.
Because white and red are white
But I dont know about this car.
Some medications make you happy
My readers breath.
I heard the sound, but I understood
The numbers are a great experience.
Second. In other words, I am not God.
When he wakes up, he falls down.
And I think there is no love in heaven
Stick with it because people hate it.

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For the next person to mistranslate:

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Coming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

Spooky :0

I read (Supposed to be the title, Monster by Kira)

tell me...

do not worry...
Is that so?
Now, take the risk.
Palaoa!

Someone who is really interested
Sasanian
But Hong
I was born to kill

I know what you are doing.
He always calls me "dog".
Kids every day.

Reduce effort
I'm talking more about myself
I know you love me
I love you

I think that is the problem
Be careful like everyone
I can't wait ...
Adult animals. (animal)

Ready for your style? (monster)
Ready for your style? (monster)
Ready for your style? (monster)
You are not ready for the desert. (monster)

Just me
You do what I do not deserve
I don't want if you want
No support required
game
(Yes, this is)

I know what you are doing.
He always calls me "dog".
Kids every day.

Reduce effort
I'm talking more about myself
I know you love me
I love you

I think that is the problem
Be careful like everyone
I can't wait ...
Adult animals. (animal)

Ready for your style? (monster)
Ready for your style? (monster)
Ready for your style? (monster)
You are not ready for the desert. (monster)

Uh...
Maybe it is different from our business.
But came
Wait a second
Parents do everything
He went to his friend and robbed them

Finally this
Show
If you want to pick me up
I will not

That's why you came
Return

(Let me know ...)
... ..

I think that is the problem
Be careful like everyone
I can't wait ...
Adult animals. (animal)

Ready for your style? (monster)
Ready for your style? (monster)
Ready for your style? (monster)
You are not ready for the desert. (monster)
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For the next person to mistranslate:

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made
drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did
have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had
nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she
spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the
neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their
opinion there was no finer boy anywhere.

The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and
their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. They didn't
think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs.
Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister, but they hadn't met for several years;
in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her
sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was
possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would
say if the Potters arrived in the street. The Dursleys knew that the
Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. This boy
was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn't want
Dudley mixing with a child like that.

When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our story
starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that
strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the
country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his most boring tie for
work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming
Dudley into his high chair.

None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past the window.
At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his briefcase, pecked Mrs.
Dursley on the cheek, and tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but missed,
because Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his cereal at the
walls. "Little tyke," chortled Mr. Dursley as he left the house. He got
into his car and backed out of number four's drive.

Drive, proudly said they were not good, thank you very much. They are the last ones who want you to partake in something strange or mysterious because they only care about that stupid thing.

Mr. Dursley is the chairman of a company called Grunnings, which did just that
dislean. Still, he was a very fierce person with a small throat
they have large soybeans. Mrs. Dursley is white and blond, yes
almost twice as fast as his neck, which is as easy as it looks
He spends most of his time decorating the garden, spying
neighbors. Dursley had a baby boy named Dudley and was there
the thought that there is no better young man anywhere.

The backs have everything they need, but are also hidden
Their greatest danger is the prospect of being discovered. It is not
they think I can interact with it if somebody shows up on the pan. Yes.
Potter is Dursley's sister, but has not met in recent years;
in fact, Dursley pretended not to have a cousin, however
his sister and wife are few
could be. He was shocked at the astonishment of the environment
Tell me when the pot is out of the way. The fools don't know it
The pot also had a son, but he could not find it. This boy
there is another reason to keep the pot; I don't want to do that
Dudley is mixed with kids.

When Tuesday and Olive came in black and gray, we told the story
In the beginning, there was nothing around the cloud
strange and mysterious things will happen soon
country. Dursley was humbled by the choice of a thin line
works, and Mrs. Dursley gladly died in battle
Dudlis in the high chair.

None of them saw them with huge bumps running through the windows.
About half an hour ago, Mr. Dursley took his box and invited the woman.
Dursley cheeks and tries to kiss Dudley, but nothing.
Thanks to Dudli now and throw in the corn
wall. "Little connection," he left home after meeting Dursley. He brought
to your car and back to the number four driver.



For the next person to translate:


Mama, we all go to hell
Mama, we all go to hell
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well
Mama, we all go to hell
Oh well now, Mama, we're all gonna die
Mama, we're all gonna die
Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry
Mama, we're all gonna die
And when we go don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh so famous
We'll never let you go
And when you go don't return to me my love
Mama, we're all full of lies
Mama, we're meant for the flies
And right now they're building a coffin your size
Mama, we're all full of lies
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue
You should have raised a baby girl
I should've been a better son
If you could coddle the infection
They can amputate at once
You should've been
I could have been a better son
And when we go don't blame us, yeah
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah
You made us oh so famous
We'll never let you go
She said, you ain't no son of mine
For what you've done they're
Gonna find a place for you
And just you mind your manners when you go
And when you go don't return to me my love
That's right
Mama, we all go to hell
Mama, we all go to hell
It's really quite pleasant except for the smell
Mama, we all go to hell
Mama, mama, mama, ohh
Mama, mama, mama, ohh
And if you would call me your sweetheart
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But there's ****** that I've done with this ****** of a gun
You would cry out your eyes all along
We're damned after all
Through fortune and fame we fall
And if you can stay then I'll show you the way
To return from the ashes you call
We all carry on
When our brothers in arms are gone
So raise your glass high for tomorrow we die
And return from the ashes you call

My mother had gone to hell
My mother had gone to hell
I am writing this post and I am with you
My mother had gone to hell
Now we're all dead
The mother is dead
Ask me, don't I like your calls
Your whole mother will die
If we give in, we will not stop
Well, the light never goes off, of course
Visible
We are not depressed
When I came out, that was not my wish
We are full of lies.
After all, this is how to treat a blonde.
Measure your own
We are full of lies.
Mom, why are you putting up a fight with your feet and tongue?
Girls need to wake up
He was a good kid
Reducing risk
You can chat at the same time
Of course
You may have been your best friend
If we take action, we will not find it
Well, the light never goes off, of course
Visible
We are not depressed
He said it wasn't my baby
It works for me
I have a chance
Don't worry about the work you have to do
When I came out, that was not my wish
Done
My mother had gone to hell
My mother had gone to hell
It smells bad.
My mother had gone to hell
Mother, mother, mother
Mother, mother, mother
If I care about your love
I can sing
But there are some *** guns.
Her eyes welled up with tears
Then we will get tired
We will block the rich and famous
And if you wait again, I'll show you the way
Back to the ashes as he calls
All those numbers
We're brothers
Now wake up tomorrow and die
Return to the ashes as you said
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For the next person to mistranslate:

Love will keep us together always friends
You can tell me your secrets I'll understand
And no matter what I'll be ready for you

Love will keep us together hate tears apart
Only people who don't believe in their hearts
And no jealousy will affect ever me or you
No broken hearts

Call me once - call me twice - I'm out of school
Never falling in love that's our rule
No broken hearts

Big time we'll be forever friends
Big time hand in hand 'till the end
Big time 'cos together we'll rule the world

Love will keep us together because I know
You're the one that will always help me to grow
No one ever will come between you and me

as
I gave him a present
I don't want to hurt you
I know who you are
Run with me
I can produce results
Remove the straps and stickers
International mall
If you are an idiot, prepare yourself
You can be smart and on the go
Or if there is a risk and then come down
You don't want to miss the old role you wanted
I'll give you what you need, so we'll be there
Drive confidently
Because you can
Or you can be like me
Save music when you turn on the light
My God! You suddenly started flying
Drive confidently
My friend, my friend, you want to cut it into two
In short: they are not mine
No thanks
I can think of it
As you know, I love life and love it
That's why I like the culture and I share it
To start with yes
But I don't live anywhere else because they can't be frogs
I must leave you alone
I think he's an expert in my work
I came and didn't want to travel
No need to find another way
Create your own
I'm quite healthy
You're out of the box and I don't want to get the key
My God! Don't you think they are doing well?
No need to find another way
Do you want a day like that?
Whiskey is an hour, party and toy
Report the city
Some danced in anger and refused
But you've been there a long time, and you've woken up
It gives me the freedom to dream
You get up and rest
Remove the wall and start work
Feels good
But I think you can see it
Yes it's good but travel is expensive
What's the main method?
You can do it this way
I can give you seven, we can do it
I was not born today, she is eighteen years old
Why don't you do business with other people?
fifteen
I made eight dollars
Twelve
Nine possible
we have
No need to create new customers
If you have what you need, it will disappear
Vice versa
If I love you
I like it
You forgot to change the wall
My God! She immediately translated us
We're heading in different directions
If I love you
(Part four)
I like it
(See other sections)
So we have to go the other way
We're heading in different directions
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For the next person:

Another day begins
Oh never ending love
I cannot guess my life
Without you, my sweet melody

Lullaby, it's like a lovely embrace
Remind me that enchanging season
When I knew your tales

On the shore that night
More attraction took my heart and feelings
Babe oh baby
Watched the sky in your eyes
Mirror of destiny
Now together we can tell

This is the story of Max and Kaori
A magical sensation
Reach my heart
And this is the story of Max and Kaori
A wonderful romance
I need to feel an everlasting love baby

Amung the stars I dream
The perfume of your skin
And every time you touch my hairs
I feel sweet melody

Lullaby, it's like a love embrace
Remind me that enchanging season
When I knew your tales