wish granted but then it bites you and you get rabies

i wish i didn't have to do chores

granted but you can never go on electronics again.

i wish my dog wont die

They never will but all the plants around him suddenly wilt wherever they go.

I wish for my dreams to come true~

Granted, but for every wish granted you lose something of equal value in return

I wish for the stars

Granted, but then everybody in the world turns on their lights and the stars disappear.

I wish my throat didn't hurt :P

Wish granted, but now you have a bad migraine.
I wish I had a life :(

Granted, but it was taken from you using a blowdryer and a unicycle.

I wish I had fifty grey prismacolor pencils. (out of all the colours in my vast art box I don't have a single grey!)

nice
Granted, but now all of your colors have disappeared!
I wish I could have gotten a ticket to see Markipliers tour.

Granted, but you get trampled by one million fangirls

I wish my little sister was smol. Like so smol she could fit in my hand.

Me: Here comes the giant fist!
Lysie: No! August, don't do it!
Colette: [unearthly screaming]

Granted, but a dog ends up eating her.

I wish my dad did not go on so many business trips