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Tackka
Level 67
Benevolent Brewer
Joined: 10/23/2018
Threads: 0
Posts: 3
Posted: 11/7/2018 at 7:17 AM
Post #21
"Man (swear) powerlifting a bale of hay. Just shoving fistfuls of hay into his mouth. A fist just...clenching that (swear) good hay yknow?"
"Zug zug"
"I've got a tick for you"
"And I was like, weird way to eat a zooper dooper but go off I guess."
"Help I'm being attacked by moths"
"Robert's here!"
"Rasputin can't handle snek"
"Do you know any brain stuff?"
"That video triggered my fight or flight response"
"(name)...any acid solution that is coloured is like...Gatorade...so fun, probably bad for you, but hey, maybe it'll boost your performance."
There's other quotes, but most probably shouldn't be posted.
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 11/8/2018 at 9:44 AM
Post #22
-"S'a flock of dolophins."
-"I've licked enough... thanks."
-"I'll have cheese and no eggs."
Edited By Awkwardmollusk on 11/11/2018 at 8:37 PM.
Articu
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/20/2016
Threads: 146
Posts: 1,782
Posted: 11/11/2018 at 12:04 AM
Post #23
when i'm left home alone with my puppy
dog: *smol bork*
me: "fite me"
dog:
dog: *BIG BORK*
me: "MEGA SWOL BORK"
in english class:
friend: "wussup my dude"
me: "my heart rate and cholesterol"
friend:
friend:
friend: "okay" *walks away and begins to harass teacher with memes*
Solsoul
Level 75
Majestic Brewmaster
Joined: 8/4/2016
Threads: 58
Posts: 285
Posted: 11/11/2018 at 10:25 AM
Post #24
"Oh no, I'm gonna get my grandpa's diabetes!"
(only part of a conversation I overheard)
"DON'T TAKE THEM OUT!!! LET THEM EAT THEIR BABIES!!!"
"*Laughs hysterically* AND SHE WENT ZOOOOOOOOM!!!! *Continues Laughing*"
"This is not Gatorade, it's Windex"
"then it died because we forgot to feed it"
Solsoul
Level 75
Majestic Brewmaster
Joined: 8/4/2016
Threads: 58
Posts: 285
Posted: 11/11/2018 at 10:25 AM
Post #25
Somehow posted it twice, sorry about that!
Edited By Solsoul on 11/11/2018 at 10:26 AM.
Cececat
Level 75
Shadow of the Moon
Joined: 4/25/2017
Threads: 196
Posts: 3,963
Posted: 11/11/2018 at 9:34 PM
Post #26
My musical theater dance teacher described jazz hands as "Skittles shooting out of your fingers". So everybody started waving their hands around, pretending their fingers were machineguns shooting Skittles. It was really weird.
Edited By Cececat on 11/11/2018 at 9:35 PM.
MistressNyx
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 1/19/2018
Threads: 121
Posts: 2,489
Posted: 11/11/2018 at 10:34 PM
Post #27
This was actually Friday as my frient Abby and I were waiting for class to start, but I finally decided to post it. Please forgive my idiot moment, I didn't recognize the pic at first. If you have no idea what the heck is going on, I'll explain it at the end. This will seem super weird, so... Well, if anyone gets this, ping me so we can cry together. TDC.
Abby: Is sitting in a corner looking really sad and on her phone
Me: Walks over, Hey, what's wrong?
Abby: I just watched a movie last night.
Me: Oh... uh, okay?
Abby: Turns her phone to me, and this is the picture:
Weird, but bear with me.
Me: Uh... who's that? (my idiot moment)
Abby: She literally bursts into tears
Me: Frantically tries to calm her down. Now, at that point, I was weirded out. I recognized the person in the pic but couldn't place it.
Abby: Page 250...?
Me: Stupid brain finally realizes what everything is a second before Abby says it.
Abby: It's Newt!
Now, I'm not a super emotional person who will burst into tears at the slightest thing like Abby, but I honestly did just that. I think this qualifies as something really weird, right?
So an explanation: Newt is, without contest, the best character in the Maze Runner series, and the pic is the actor who plays him in the movie (Named Thomas, which is, ironically, the name of TMS's main character) which explains the words. So a note to all TMR fans...
If you're happy and you know it, don't read page 250!
-sings rest of song-
Authors are evil, and the good ones always die.
Thanks for reading my insanely long post!
Xxwinterwoodsxx
Level 66
Warden of Umbra
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 44
Posts: 670
Posted: 11/17/2018 at 6:14 PM
Post #28
"Really? that one looks like he is farting rainbows" - My friend about male sylvorpa hatchlings
@MistressNyx And oh my god, that part was so sad!
Edited By Xxwinterwoodsxx on 11/17/2018 at 6:15 PM.
Laylalynn
Level 61
The Tender
Joined: 11/15/2018
Threads: 15
Posts: 95
Posted: 11/17/2018 at 7:40 PM
Post #29
Nature is not drunk
Dragongem23
Level 63
The Tender
Joined: 7/19/2017
Threads: 254
Posts: 25,229
Posted: 11/18/2018 at 9:06 PM
Post #30
Bat child found in cave by explorers:That was our journalism topic for the 5w's and the How.Along with the newsworthy qualities.My answers.
