So far:

I have given:
1 egg to Bluepearl13
3 eggs to Thatsuicidalfreak
1 egg to Sslover

For Blackshadowwolf:

https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637862

https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637863

https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2640016

For Articu:

https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637838

bonus: https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637838

For Cheywhitewolf:

https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637840


Enjoy guys!

So far:

I have given:
1 egg to Bluepearl13
3 eggs to Thatsuicidalfreak
1 egg to Solver
3 eggs to Blackshadowwolf
2 eggs to Articu
1 egg to Cheywhitewolf

*thinks over her jokes* many I know are best when said aloud, I know a few long ones but they would probably be lost in translation...Here is one I know from my birdwatcher group.

A curious bystander sees a fellow with binoculars recording birds in a field. He comes over to ask what he is doing.

Bystander: "So your birdwatching?"

Birdwatcher: "Yup"

Bystander: "So how do tell the difference between say a raven and a crow?"

Birdwatcher: " Well you look closely at there wings, A raven has five flight feathers and crow has six, see its a matter of a pinion."

Ah! totally forgot to ping!

I only tell people jokes I make up myself, if it's a joke I heard from somewhere else I'll say so.
So here I go with a joke I made last night (or the night before I don't remember)

Two hair dryers walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we only serve popsicles here" so the hair dryer says "aw that's lame, come on, let's blow this popsicle stand"

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=39507&page=3#26 Author: Poppyseed788 Time Posted: 9/23/2016 at 6:05 PM I only tell people jokes I make up myself, if it's a joke I heard from somewhere else I'll say so. So here I go with a joke I made last night (or the night before I don't remember) Two hair dryers walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we only serve popsicles here" so the hair dryer says "aw that's lame, come on, let's blow this popsicle stand"

Forgot to ping -_-

I am terrible at jokes but I have enough funny stories about my family to write a book.

My dad and one of his friends went hunting a few years back. When they left that morning they left the windows down to air out the camp while they were gone. They got back late that night and closed all of the windows and sat down to eat dinner when something huge flew past my dad's head. Dad and Mr. D hit the floor because this thing was dive bombing them when they finally got a look at what it was. It was a bat. Neither of them know what to do to get it out when my dad gets an idea to shut the lights off inside and leave the outside lights on to attract bugs and the bat that was eating them outside. Dad started army crawling over to the light switch taking a broom with him incase the bat dIves at him again. Mr. D sees an opportunity that he can not miss. Taking a roll of paper towels that was on the floor next to him he tears off a few and balls them up. My dad is almost to the light when Mr.D throws the ball of paper towels and hits my dad square in the back. My dad lost his mind. He jumps up yelling "it's got me D! It's on my back get it off!" he is jumping over couches and tables swing the broom like a baseball bat. Hitting everything but the actual bat. He finally realizes that it is not the bat that got him when he looks over and sees Mr.D laughing with tears running down his face and his legs crossed because he is about to wet himself. Needless to say dad was not happy and we all wished Mr. D had filmed it.

1. There was a explosion in a cheese factory in franch.
De-brie(<-type of french cheese) everywhere
[De-brie sounds like debris, and debris is like, pieces of broken building and junk XD]

2. I wanna make a joke about Sodium, but Na...
[Na are the letters you see on the periodic table of elements for Sodium]

3. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty ******s.
[Teeheehee... I actually laughed on this one]

1. Oxygen is proven a toxic gas; everyone who inhales it normally dies eventuallya

2. According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

3. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
(Get it? CIRCUMFERENCE XDDDDD)