I am just wanting to do more fun giveaway stuff so I bred a ton of eggs to give away!!

To participate, post a short joke or pun (appropriate!!!!!!!!!!!) and make sure to ping me.

For this, you will receive an egg for 1 gold.

If it really makes me laugh I'll give you something extra!

You can post more than one joke, one joke = one egg, with a maximum of 3 per user.

CATCH: you cannot post the same joke as another user!!

Heres one from me:

One cat is fat. His name is onetwothree, and he sucks at swimming.
Another cat is french, and has the name undeuxtrois, and is an excellent swimmer.
They decide to have a swimming race.
Which cat won the race?

Onetwothree cat because undeuxtrois cat sank....(quatre cinq...get it)

(ha ha so funny...sure)

Your joke should probably be shorter I just shared this one because I like it.

my best friend and I were kayaking in a lake. my friend fell out of the kayak. she saw a duck hunter and decided to joke about it. she yelled, don't shoot! the hunter replied, don't quack!

1) how do you get pikachu on a bus?

answer: poke-em-on

2) You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

answer: Because theyre really good at it.

3) whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

answer: snowballs

sorry if that last one was a bit inappropriate it just made me laugh so much XD

My friend was trying to annoy me with bird jokes. Then I realized toucan play at that game.

Pun 1. This is an eggcelent idea :)
Joke 2 knock knock, whos there? (Pecking sounds are heard and then cracking and a nyvene chirping is heard) chirp chirp who? (Looks down) oh hey there eggypoo i see you
Joke 3. What an eggciting proposal

I am terrible at jokes, but here goes (this legitimately happened to me)....

So I got in trouble for talking in class. My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said," Class, at the end of this ruler, there is an idiot." I got sent to the principal after I said, "Which end?"

id tell you a chemistry joke, but i wouldent get a reaction

Two men are jogging in the woods when a giant bear rushes out of the bushes in front of them. One of the joggers leans down and quickly tightens up his shoe laces. The second guy says "you can't out run a bear"! The other jogger responded "I don't have to out run the bear I just have to out run you."

How many egotists does it take to put in a light bulb? One he just holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patients room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she remarked, An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right?

Thats true, he agreed. I havent seen a doctor in three days.

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=39507&page=1#6 Author: Articu Time Posted: 9/22/2016 at 10:39 AM I am terrible at jokes, but here goes (this legitimately happened to me).... So I got in trouble for talking in class. My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said," Class, at the end of this ruler, there is an idiot." I got sent to the principal after I said, "Which end?"

you get a bonus for that one when I'm able to get around to giving the prizes out

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=39507&page=1#8 Author: Kenywi Time Posted: 9/22/2016 at 12:09 PM Two men are jogging in the woods when a giant bear rushes out of the bushes in front of them. One of the joggers leans down and quickly tightens up his shoe laces. The second guy says "you can't out run a bear"! The other jogger responded "I don't have to out run the bear I just have to out run you." How many egotists does it take to put in a light bulb? One he just holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patients room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she remarked, An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? Thats true, he agreed. I havent seen a doctor in three days.

bonus for the second joke there

that's hilarious