I gave her the dress. Bob started to leave. "Bob, don't leave," I said. "The lady needs her privacy, so I'll come with you while she dresses." I walked out with Bob.

I grabbed his arm to steady him then looped my arm with his. "Guess I'll have to lead you then." I said giggling.

(bob lol I can't get over that name)

She quickly changed into the dress.

"That'd be nice," I said. "I would like a handsome man leading me around, since now my genes have failed me. She can no longer blind me with science!"

I blushed glad he couldn't see my face. "T-hank you." I managed to stumble out. "What to see first?" I asked him.

(Well, it's less wordy than "Male test subject")

Bob and I walked back. "Pretty girl, isn't she?" Bob asked.

I punched him (not hard) in the shoulder. "She isn't a girl. She is too beautiful to be a girl."

"I can't see!" I said, still going with the joke. "I'd like to hear a guess on my weight. You know, the weight guesser."

She blinked. Then blushed. hard. " T-thats not true, I'm not that pretty. "

I blushed as well. "I'm not handsome, but you are definitely beautiful. Like the sun itself."

"Where's that at?" I ask. I remove my hand from his eyes after saying. "You'll be able to see in three, five, one!" I grinned. "Sorry, but I'm not a tall person and I can't walk well on my tiptoes." I apologized.