...why are we still playing with a cookie that has pretty much been in every unthinkable thing we can imagine? 0_0

Takes out wand and brings the exact same cookie to my hand. Hides Cookie at the midnight zone in the ocean (the deepest part of the ocean) and hides it. It is guarded by millions of creepy corpses.

I dive and swim to the twilight zone somehow besides the fact the the to is very deep and grab the cookie because corpses are dead and surface and then hides the cookie INSIDE an iPad Air and I start drawing.

Breaks the Ipad Air, destroys her drawing, and hops on my pegasus and rides to LegoLand^{TM <-- I just had to do that it's funny to me xD} then I go onto a ride with it under my nail :D

You trip on water, bruising your nail (happened before) the cookie comes out, I steal it and fly off to canobe lake park. I ride untamed and am about to bite the cookie, it being in my hand.

I jump on my car I stole and punch you in the mouth and taking the cookie at the same time and I freeze it and make a pedestal and paint it hold and pretend to make it a trophy.

I steal the trophy, smashing it, and run away with the cookie. I jump into an active volcano and swim under it to a secret lair. I have dragons circling me as I am about to eat it.

I teleport right in front you and I use sleeping gas and you and your dragons fall asleep and I teleport to my basement and hide the cookie my closet inside a pair of underpants...lol

I follow you, having been resistant to sleeping gas. I steal the cookie, running away. I fly off to Cloudy Coocoo Land and disperse in the crowd.

I just make another cookie and find you in cocoaland and while you're not looking, I make a switch.