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Yamato
Level 65
The Artistic
Joined: 7/14/2018
Threads: 68
Posts: 4,224
Posted: 10/6/2018 at 3:20 PM Post #1
Take song lyrics, quotes, poems, etc, and change one word to make them completely absurd.

Ex:

"Four score and seven beers ago..." Abraham Lincoln

"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous internet memes..." Hamlet

Be the potato that you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

"I will have On The Border*!" - Dolores Umbridge


*On The Border is a Mexican restaurant.
Holycheesemonkeys
Level 72
The Fortuitous
Joined: 7/27/2017
Threads: 6
Posts: 317
Posted: 10/6/2018 at 6:18 PM Post #2
Murder is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. Pele
word changed - success

Patience, persistence and Netflix make an unbeatable combination for success. Napoleon Hill
Word changed - perspiration
Thisby
Level 21
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 10/7/2018 at 8:21 AM Post #3
"Ladies! There are so many to devour!" - Aaron Burr, Hamilton the musical
(this is actually how I misheard it not gonna lie)
 
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