- Asking 25k
You too can wave about the severed limb of your opponents! Show those zombies who's boss by beating them with their own fist. Get real. Get awesome. Get zombie arm.

- Asking 3.5k
Tired of hitting things with fists? Now you can hurtle projectiles over great* distances! Long gone are the days of sitting in the front lines hacking away. Destroy things in style from the comfort of a heavily guarded tower!
*Great is a relative term and depends on the abilities and strength of the user. Greatness not guaranteed.

I'm willing to haggle within reason on everything, but I will be gone until the 21st and these are all currently listed at my asking price. Besides, I made funny ads. Everyone loves funny ads. Aw yeah.