Clyde The Goldfish

Clyde the Goldfish is (of course) a goldfish named Clyde. But unlike every other goldfish, Clyde is as long as three school buses, all lined up, can bite through rock and metal, and can swim in the boiling hot lava rock in the center of the earth. These short stories will tell about how Clyde changed history in some way.

How the Dinosaurs Became Extinct

For some reason Clyde the Goldfish hated the dinosaurs. Really hated them. So, one day he decided to get rid of them. This was his plan:
#1 Swim to the center of the earth and fill his mouth with boiling hot lava rock.
#2 Swim, from the inside, to the top of a mountain.
#3 Bite a through the top of the mountain and then,
#4 Spit out all the boiling hot lava rock onto the dinosaurs.
#5 Rejoice that the dinosaurs were gone.
His plan worked! But not all of it worked. Some flying dinosaurs survived and somehow turned into the birds we know today.

The Bermuda Triangle, or Clydes Entrance

We havent talked much about where he lives, and the truth is, no one really knows. Though we DO know the entrance to his lair. It is in this part of the sea called the Bermuda Triangle. You have probably heard of the ships that will disappear there. The truth is that is Clydes entrance. He feels that the ships are coming to close too his fortress, or whatever he lives in, so he sucks them down under the sea. You can sometimes find wrecks down there, but thats uncommon. Clyde isnt normally sloppy.

An Explanation of the Earth

Everyone thinks the earth rotates because of gravity, tilt, etc. The earth is tilted because of Clydes fight with space Martians, but thats a different story. The earth rotates because Clyde hates to stay still. He loves to swim, right? Well, thats moving around. Hell also pop up to the surface every once in a millennium or so to grab a snack. Hes just so heavy that it all rotates. Now, for the tilt. I said something about space Martians earlier, right? Well, Martians wanted the earth for themselves. Earth was still beginning, so there was not much to get destroyed. It was the beginning of the Mesozoic Era, or the first part of the dinosaurs. He battled the Martians and got flung into the earth, creating the earths tilt.

Created by Aghubbs and Amberheart04

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I believe every word of this to be true.

*throws nobel prize at you*

"Thank you, Thabk you! I would like to thank the academy...."

And meet charles darwin doesnt matter hes dead hes here

Lol

Wow.
Just wow.
Here have the Nobel Peace Prize for Clyde the Goldfish Academy of Earth.
Have fun.