May contain some Language, and other crap. Rated T

Sycamore: Who wants ice cream?
*silence*
Elm: Umm, I'm busy...Studying.
Other professors: *agreeing*
Sycamore: I'll drive!
*more silence*
Rowan: Your Jeep does not fit more than 4 people, let alone 7.
Sycamore: Then we will have to make more than one trip!
*more silence*
Rowan: Fine. Kukui, Oak, and I will be one trip. Birch, Juniper, and Elm will be the other. You'll have to drive each trip, no one but you can drive that damn Jeep.
Sycamore: Deal.

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Sycamore: Let's take the shortcut
Oak, Rowan, Kukui: NO
Sycamore: Why?
Rowan: Last time we took one of your 'shortcuts', we ended up in Sinnoh. And I am not signing any court papers today.
Oak: You ran over a policeman
Sycamore: In my defense, he did NOT look like a cop. He looked like a flasher.
Kukui: he was a member of the international police!
Sycamore: So?
Rowan: He saved your sorry******at least 4 Times
Sycamore: Fine! No shortcut!

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Sycamore: Let's take a shortcut.
Elm, Birch, Juniper: please, no
Sycamore: Why?
Juniper: we are already breaking safety laws as it is
Sycamore: this is perfectly safe!
Juniper: Sitting on the driver's lab without a seatbelt is NOT safe
Elm: Even though I ship it, it is still not safe.
Sycamore: *taking eyes off road and looking behind him to Elm* I have a boyfriend thank you very much.
Juniper: Shut up Sycamore he's dead.
Sycamore: *turns back to road* that stings more than a mega beedrill Juniper and you know it
Birch: ...

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Sycamore: Aren't you glad we came?
Juniper: We crashed into a tree, Augustine. I broke my arm. We never even got the damn ice cream
Sycamore: but aren't you glad we came?
Oak: Sycamore, you broke my girlfriend's *cough* her arm.
Juniper: Real Smooth Samuel.
*Lysandre walks in*
Sycamore: Lysie, I need you to break your arm and make it seem like it is Samuels fault so we can be even
Lysandre: What? Why?
Sycamore: *whispers* help your boyfriend out
Lysandre: Who?

Shauna: So Sycamore says he has a friend coming over
Serena: It better not be another female Dex-Holder.
Shauna: what do you mean?
Serena: it was going perfectly well before you came.
Shauna: Excuse me?
Serena: He was mine first.
Sycamore: *walks in* are they here yet?
Shauna: Not yet Professor. *glares at Serena*
Serena: *whispers* he's mine

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Lysandre: *walks in*
Sycamore: My rides here *gets on Lysandres shoulders*
Lysandre *walks out*
Serena: ...have you ever considered being gay for me?
Shauna: I am now

Anyone else watch Attack on Titan? Well heck, that's not exactly what this is.

Narrator: And on that day, Maxie received a grim reminder...
Kalosians...
Maxie: It seems we both want different things, but I am willing to work with you on one condition
Maxie: *grabs ladder to look in Lysandre in the eye* you let me use your height
Lysandre: *French Sigh*
Sycamore: WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU VOLCANO ******ER
GET THE ****** OFF OF MY BOYFRIEND
*angry French sounds*
Sycamore: *slowly slides the ladder away*
And from that day on, Maxie was more terrified of Sycamore than the ocean itself

Sycamore: You have all been gathered here for one reason; our Japanese names.
Professors: ...
Evil leaders: ...
Lysandre: I'm done with this
Sycamore: Not so fast Fuladari! Or, is it Fleur-De-Lis...? This support group is for everyone!
N: I don't know about you guys, but my name is the same in every language.
Colress: You need a support group for your name itself, 'Natural Harmonia Gropius'.
N: Not cool, Achroma.
Ghetsis: Can't blame me, I didn't name him.
Colress: You have no room to talk, Geechisu.
Giovanni: *Snickers*
Cyrus: Really, Sakaki?
Giovanni: Shut it, Akagi.
Archie: *smirks at Maxie*
Maxie: Aogiri, don't you dare-
Archie: Hello, 'Mr. Matsubusa'.
Guzma + Lusamine: What are you all arguing about? Our names aren't different in the different languages!
Lysandre: Your names may not change in Japan to English, but your German names beg to differ, Bromley and Samantha.
Colress: Um...Lusamine's German name is still okay...
Lysandre: Goddammit you're right
Rowan: I'm done here.
Sycamore: Can't leave until the hour is over, Dr. Nanakamado.
Rowan: *sigh* Fine, let's end this as soon as possible.
*points to Oak*
Dr. Ookido
*points to Elm*
Dr. Utsugi
*points to Birch*
Dr. Odamaki
*points to Juniper*
Dr. Araragi
*points to Sycamore*
Dr. Platane
Rowan: Kukui is not here, because he was the fortunate one of us not to get a different name.
Looker: *tries to sneak away*
Juniper: *Sees Looker*
Nope
*yells*
AND OVER THERE IS THE FAMOUS DETECTIVE LOOKER. WHAT IS HIS JAPANESE NAME, YOU MAY BE WONDERING?
Juniper, Sycamore, Giovanni, Cyrus, Ghetsis, Colress, Lysandre: *simultaneously*
HANSAMU!

Oak: *Holding his arm around Blue* This is my grandson, Blue
Juniper: *Looking proudly at Black and White* These are my children: Black and White
Rowan: *holding Pearl on a leash* This is Pearl, the son I never wanted.
Sycamore: *escorting his 11 yelling children out of a school bus*
Well, my friends, this is Serena, Calem, Shauna, Tierno, Trevor, Bonnie, Clemont, Dexio, Sina, Alain, and Garchomp.

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Sycamore: *pouring cereal into bowl*
Lysandre: If you eat enough of that you'll die
Sycamore: ...Really?
Lysandre: Yeah, it's-
Sycamore: *rapidly pours cereal faster*

Scene: Airplane Crash Site
(AU: Sycamore and Lysandre are doctors)

Augustine: What the ****** are we doing here?
Lysandre: I think we're supposed to find out how these people died.
Augustine: Easy. They died in a plane crash.
Lysandre: Why are we even here?
Augustine: To heal the wounded?
Lysandre: This is pointless. Everyone is dead. They don't need doctors.
Augustine: Obviously. I mean, what if we pretended to have survived the plane crash?
Lysandre: That'd be stupid. We couldn't pretend if we're already dead.
Augustine: That's not what I meant.
Lysandre: Ohhh...
*The two sexy gay men flop to the ground and pretend like they're dead.*
Augustine: Bleehhhhh. I'm dead.
Lysandre: Me too. Bleeehh.
*Officer Jenny turns around*
Officer Jenny: Oh my ******ing Arceus! Two survivors!
Augustine: What? I can't remember anything... I was in the plane then it all went black.
Officer Jenny: It's a miracle, you must tell us how you did it.
Lysandre: Ohhhhhhhh. So much pain!
Officer Jenny: You could make millions!
*Lysandre and Augustine get to their feet and huddle.*
Lysandre: Did you hear that? Millions!
Augustine: Let's see how this plays out...

Cookie to whoever knows what these quotes are from (But with a pokemon twist) ;)

Actor Augustine: Lysandre, you must try this cake.
Actor Lysandre: I don't have time to stuff my face! I must capture Ash Ketchum and regain my honor!
Actor Augustine: While you do that, maybe I'll capture another slice. *Starts eating the cake*
Actor Lysandre: You sicken me!
Lysandre: *about the play* They made me look stiff and completely humorless.
Malva: Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on.
Lysandre: How can you say that?!
Actor Augustine: Let's forget about Ash, and get massages.
Actor Lysandre: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! *Malva grins, and Lysandre pouts*

Actor Alain: Why did you have to steal that Water-type scroll?
Actor Malva: *crying hysterically* It just gave me so much hope!
Malva: *Sticks her tongue out in disgust*

Maxie: Wait a minute...has anyone noticed that Emolga's missing too?
Alain: *horrified* Oh no....I knew it was only a matter of time! *runs to Rayquaza* Rayquaza ate Emolga! *opens Rayquaza's mouth* Emolga, I'm coming for ya, buddy!
Malva: Alain, Rayquaza didn't eat Emolga. He's probably with Ash.
Alain: That's just what Rayquaza wants you to think!
*climbs into Appa's mouth*
Lysandre: Get out of the pokemon's mouth, Alain.

Augustine: Sailing into Kalosian Waters... Of all the foolish things you've done in your 16 years, Lysandre, this is the most foolish!
Lysandre: I have no choice, Augustine.
Augustine: Have you completely forgotten that King AZ banished you! What if you are caught?
Lysandre: I'm chasing Ash, my father will understand why I'm returning home.
Augustine: You give him too much credit. King AZ is not the understanding type!

Feel free to comment and tell me!

(Scene: Lysandre and Augustine are drinking coffee at Lysandre Cafe)

Augustine: So mon amie, tell me, how did you escape from the collapse at Geosenge Town?
Lysandre: *Takes a sip of coffee* It was rather easy. The ceiling was collapsing, I said protect me, and fifty grunts protected me. They all died of course... but who cares?
Augustine: ...

Augustine: Lysandre, why's your hair like... *Tries to find the right word* that.
Lysandre: *Shrugs* Pokemon obsession?

(Scene: Sycamore's drunk)

Serena: So then, I said to Ash 'Oh my Arceus, where did you like, get that hat? It looks like trash.
Shauna: Oh... My.... Arceus, Serena! You're so funnay!
*Sycamore runs in naked*
Augustine: Well helllooooo ladies! You can call me Professor Sexymore.
*Lysandre walks in and pulls the drunk professor out of the room and Serena and Shauna have serious anime nosebleeds*
Lysandre: *Sticks his head back in* Sorry 'bout that. He's drunk.