So I'm not very good at this game, and so when I got my 3rd party slot, and named my 3rd member Billy, I thought of a goat, and came to the conclusion that I need a scapegoat to take the blame when I screw up. So I named him Billy Scapegoat. Whatever goes wrong, he gets blamed. A crate is full of darts and one of my team is hurt? 'GOD DANG IT BILLY! WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THAT?!' One of my teammates gets criticaled? 'BILLY WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM IT WAS GOING TO BE A CRIT?!' One of my teammates misses? 'BILLY WHY DID YOU LET THEM MISS?!' You have to understand that it is rarely Billy's fault, but fault and blame are 2 different things.

o: this made me giggle

"GOD DANG IT BILLY! I LOST THE DUNGEON!"

"BILLY WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BEING FED"

"WHY DID THE BANDITS DEFEAT YOU BILLY"

"GOD DANGIT BILLY YOU MADE MY PETS UNCONSCIOUS"

My favorite are, "ANOTHER ENCOUNTER!? BILLY STOP MAKING NOISE!"
"Ok we are gonna return to the boat. Billy try not to sink it with your weight."
"BILLY YOU'RE TOO FAT, THE BOAT IS SLOW BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"Beatrice just got criticaled. Billy why oh why didn't you warn her?"
"Dang, Beatrice missed. GOD DANG IT BILLY! YOU HAD ONE JOB! ONE JOB!!!! AND YOU SCREWED IT UP!"

that's hilarious XD "GOD DANG IT BILLY! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FORGET BUY _____ FROM THE BROKER? IT'S GONE NOW! BECAUSE OF YOU!"

Billy must be your healer. xD

No Billy is there to take the blame. He's there for that reason, and that reason only. I'm not very good at this game, so I need someone to blame when I inevitably screw up, and get my team injured or killed.

*Chuckle* *snicker* *snicker*

...This oddly applies to an essay I'm trying to kill off.

These apply:

Tries to capture a really rare and/or pretty sylesti, but it escapes. BILLY STOP MESSING UP MY TRAPS!

I accidentally hit the scythe move instead of the one next to it

GOD DAMMIT BILLY WHY DID YOU DO THAT!

Misses the sequence in Shade of Vierna Fight

BILLY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS GONNA DO THAT OTHER THING THIS TURN?!

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=34572&page=1#8 Author: Amarok Time Posted: 4/4/2016 at 9:18 AM *Chuckle* *snicker* *snicker* ...This oddly applies to an essay I'm trying to kill off. These apply: Tries to capture a really rare and/or pretty sylesti, but it escapes. BILLY STOP MESSING UP MY TRAPS! I accidentally hit the scythe move instead of the one next to it GOD DAMMIT BILLY WHY DID YOU DO THAT! Misses the sequence in Shade of Vierna Fight BILLY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS GONNA DO THAT OTHER THING THIS TURN?!

As I said, it's rarely Billy's fault, but fault and blame are not the same thing.

Lol.
You just blame billy even though it's your fault. You tell them to block for 10 turns in a row and they die? Blame billy.
You accidently remove your best fighter from your party and get into battle before you realize it? Blame Billy.
Poor billy, it's just a good thing he's deaf and can't hear when you yell at him.