Okay, so this is just a list of some funny moments in my life.
here's a list of the people mentioned (Or have a high chance of being mentioned at some point);
Best friend- Becca
Best friend's boyfriend- Cody
Friends- Ari, Makayla (a.k.a Senpai), Jonny (a.k.a Kohai), JP, Diego, Shawn, Jessie, Emily
Family- Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Koty (Brother), Kassy (Sister), Brandy (Sister), Addison (Niece/Kassy's daughter), Zachariah (Nephew/Kassy's son), Jasmynn (Niece/Brandy's daughter), Ava (Niece/Brandy's daughter)

Now onto the funny stuff!

I should explain about how lunch works at my school, it's divided into five time periods, all lasting 25 minutes (I think) they're 4th hour, 5th, hour, 6th hour, 7th hour, & eighth hour. Jessie, Cody, and me have the same lunch hour and there's two other kids who sit with us but don't really do anything or talk.
----At lunch in school, and Cody is speaking, but he starts clapping for no reason. So I say, "Seal." to which everyone starts laughing awkwardly because only I noticed he was clapping, until Cody noticed. He has been known as 'Seal' in our friend group ever since. And for some reason he now calls me 'Sea Walrus', even though that makes no sense.
----Again, school lunch, and Cody asks "You're one of those people who could stab someone and say 'knife to meet you' and be laughing, aren't you?" To which I respond, "Nah, I'm more likely to poison your food and say 'That meal was to DIE for." And smiled while offering a jolly rancher. He didn't want it.
----At Becca's house with Cody on a facetime call. We were eating a pie with whipped cream, and my leg was hanging over the edge of a recliner. Becca got whipped cream on my calf and before she realized it was my leg and not her arm, she licked it. To which I responded with "Ew, why did you lick me?! You freaking fudge nut!!" Both her and Cody cracked up at the 'fudge nut' part, and I still don't know where it came from.
----So, this whole scenario is unusual, just deal with it. I walk into the commons at school for late start on Monday (Late start is a thing my school does on Monday, where classes start an hour later and people can either stay at home for that hour, sit in the commons, sit in the library, or go to a teacher to get help in their class) after being sick for three days. Our whole group that comes in for late start was at a table, which was Jessie, JP, Becca, Cody, Makayla, and Emily. Becca starts running at me in slow motion, and after I saw it I started too also. When we reached eachother she tried to hug me, but I dodged and ran to the table. She sat by me and hugged me anyway and said "Waifu!" And Cody said "But you're dating me!" To which I responded, "She's cheating on me with you. She's my wife." And it was a totally normal late start.
----I walk into first hour, which I have with Diego and Shawn, and today I decided to wear a dress. Shawn, being the total creeper he is said, "You look nicer than usual today" In a purposely creepy voice, to which I laughed. As I sat down I noticed Diego was looking at me really confused and asked him what was wrong, and he said, "You're a girl!" I just looked at him like 'yeah, so what?' and he said "I forgot that you were a girl for a second." And he began apologizing and blabbering on about how I didn't usually act really girly and I just said, "I don't really care if you think of me as a guy or a girl, but please, shut up. I'm not offended." He still jokes about that day.

----In school in my P.E. class (Which is Aerobics) and it's a running day. I was jogging by Makayla and I start to speak, only to notice she's pretty far ahead of me, so I say "NOTICE ME SENPAI!! D:" and she starts cracking up laughing. A lot of people in our friend group (Including me) are sophomores, and she's a junior, so most of us call her senpai.

That's all for now! ^-^

XD That made me laugh so hard. You just made my day, thank you. :3 Is it alright if I share my funny experiences here?

Glad to make you laugh! XD And yeah, you can totally put your funny moments here! :D

Awesome! X3

--- So in English class we were reading To Kill A Mockingbird, and we were following along with the voice over thingy that my teacher found on the internet. When it was nearing the end of the chapter, she went to pause it, and when it wouldn't pause she said, "No, stop." And the voice over said, "Yes." We were all cracking up and it became a thing ever since. XD
--- A few years ago on Christmas, everyone including my dad got a present. When he opened his present, everyone one was laughing, why? Cuz he got a pack of undies for Christmas. XD I'm never going to forget that moment.
--- So this year, the teachers gave us a Valentine's day project to write a valentine to anyone we want in a foreign language, and me being born into a family that spoke Russian, and reads Russian, I decided to write my valentine in Russian and give it to my mom. I wrote "I strongly love you" in Russian. But me only able to speak Russian fluently and able to read it somewhat, I misspelled "strongly", and when I gave it to my mom she laughed so hard. And I'm like, "I misspelled it, didn't I?" Now that valentine is on the mantle of the fireplace. >^w^<

I have a few


---Okay, backstory: My parents say that I'm not allowed to say crap. I do anyway, but that's a different story. So, my family and I were at dinner. A TON of inside jokes happen there. My dad did something (I forgot what) and was like "Cra--ow." Basically a combination of "Crap" and "crow." It was hilarious.

---I was listening to music, with my headphones plugged in. My sister came up to me and said, "What are you listening to?" I took off my headphones and realized the headphones weren't plugged in all the way. I'm like, "Uhhhhhh" and quickly plugged then in all the way

---I was watching a video, and I saw a link to another video that was a Firepaw and Sandpaw (Warriors by Erin Hunter) MAP called "Loathing." Naturally, I clicked on it and heres the parts that made me die the most:

"Dearest darlingist Momsie and Popsicle."
"Theres been some confusion for you see my roommate is...
1: Unusually inexcedtingly peculiar and all together quite impossible to describe
2: Blonde."
"For your face *1 touches 2's face*"

lame, i know, just deal with it

I decided I'm going to put some quotes from me and my friends~
(No names here, otherwise I'd be tempted to give the entire story. >w<)

"If I stop tickling you, you better let me huggle you."
"Lion King is best king."
"She's my husband. Don't ask"
"Dude. You kidnapped my dog. That's not okay."
"Out of my way peasants, the candy is mine!"
"Group projects? You mean 'forced social interaction', right?"
"Nerd." "Yes please." "What?" "The candy? I want nerds!" "No, I was calling you a nerd." "Oh. And your point is?" "Nevermind..." "And that's how you get rid of annoying people."
"I heard my name." "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!" "Narnia. Now why were you speaking of me?"
"Alright. Who took my candy?" *Everyone points at one person* "Hey, now. Don't be hasty, I can explain!"
"I feel a new inside joke approaching..."
"Can you explain to me why I do not have any food on my person?" "The world is ending."
"WHAT ARE YOU?!?!" "Awesome. I am awesome"
"Masochist." "Sadist." "Would you two get a room?"

Most of the ones having to do with candy/food were me. In my little group, I'm the one who always has food of some sort and will never share. hence this quote; "Getting food from you is like a gift from the heavens. Like, it happens so rarely people won't believe it when it actually happens."