*throws pokeball* Derpichu, I choose you! Derpichu, use splash! (while you are cringing at Derpichu waiting to protect yourself from the one hit KO move known as splash, I sneak into your tree stump and steal what is OBVIOUSLY a warm snickerdoodle and is OBVIOUSLY MY cookie) hisses at Donald Trump on the way out and scampers into a laundry machine in the middle of a plains.

I notice an oddly nice washer in the middle of the plains. I peer inside and see you holding MY COOKIE! I turn it on spin cycle for a few seconds and watch you whirl around through the plastic door before I quickly pull the door open. You splash onto the ground in a heap and I take the cookie from you quickly while you're disoriented. I run off with the delicious snickerdoodle and hide under the water in a giant lake. No one will take my cookie.

nu! how dare you get MY delicious snickerdoodle all wet! Grabs the washing machine cord and uses super lasso skills to get the cookie and give enough electrical charge to the water to bake the cookie back to normal, then pushes a conveniently placed Donald Trump into the lake while the water is still deadly, however, he uses his small loan of 1000000$ as a raft and floats off with a smirk on his face. >:T I decide to let it go and jump into a rabbit hole,(not finding it to be anything like what I saw in Alice in Wonderland) meanwhile, Trump distracts you by throwing his money at you telling you about how Hillary Clinton is a flippernackle!

I jump out of the water with ferocity and kick trump in the face as hard as I can and knock him out. I then track you down with my Sylesti and find you in a rabbit hole...... I use smoke to make you sleepy, like what they do with bees, and then gently take my cookie from you and run off into the desert. No one will take MY COOKIE! I love snickerdoodles too much....

i see you running through the desert while looking for chaos and i see you holding the cookie. i then go and bribe Toshiro with watermelon to make it snow. while you are suffering from hypothermia i take the mint chocolate cookie from you and flee to my dragon den

i pay my brother to put on a spectacular show distracting you, while i silently take your cookie. its MY COOKIE now.

Silently, I sneak up infront of you, and use the windscar on you(Inuyasha)! Then, once your knocked out cold I grab the cookie. My cookie! I yell in your ear very loud, before sneaking into Naraku's hideout when he's not looking, and hiding behind a rock for hours while he paces around, trying to brainstorm ways to destroy me. Once that is done, I look at my cookie, which is not a disgusting normal cookie, but a demon cookie, made of the tastiest demon souls ever in the demon world!(Don't even ask what it is, I made it up.)

I send my tap dancing newt behind the rock which you are hiding behind (seriously don't know how i got one of those lol) who distracts you by doing a line dance with his cousins: frog, toad, and axalotal (no idea where they came from either) while you are wondering what on earth is happening you fail to notice when i snatch the cookie from you. I run away dancing and yelling MY COOKIE!!!! at the top of my lungs.

You relise you were tricked and squish the amphibians (who were doing the tango) in rage.

I climp a tree to marvel at my cookie. it is no longer a yucky demon cookie, it is a delicious chocolate chip cookie!!!

i send link and zelda to distract you while i take back the cookie. i run off saying my cookie and hide in a stone hut

I politely ask my pets to tackle-glomp on you. As they fling themselves on top of you, I take MY COOKIE from your flattened hand and dash off to hide in a hobbit home.