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TwirlandDance
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Fancy Pants
Joined: 9/24/2014
Threads: 43
Posts: 288
Posted: 2/14/2016 at 2:00 PM
Post #1
Any good cheesy pick up lines?
Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you are fine.
Have you seen the Doctor lately? I think you are lacking Vitamin Me.
Did you hurt your left eye? because you have been looking right all day.
Do you work at Starbucks? Cause I like you a lattte.
The only thing I'd change about you is your last name.
Did your face fall in a pile of sugar? Because you are looking sweet.
You came up with:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Baby, somebody better call God, cause hes missing an angel!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne!
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a sweet butt.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.
Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
Is your name Katniss, because you're on fire!
Honey, bee the Queen of my hive.
Edited By TwirlandDance on 2/25/2016 at 4:27 PM.
SkunkTheLoner
Level 60
Candy Dispenser
Joined: 9/17/2015
Threads: 59
Posts: 1,380
Posted: 2/19/2016 at 2:29 PM
Post #2
Omg thank you these are great. Can I use these for my personal writing called, *Flirt?
Edited By SkunkTheLoner on 2/19/2016 at 2:30 PM.
Amarok
Level 75
Terrifyingly Thrifty
Joined: 4/17/2015
Threads: 105
Posts: 2,892
Posted: 2/19/2016 at 5:37 PM
Post #3
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Baby, somebody better call God, cause hes missing an angel!
Youre like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne!
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!
Dear me. *hides away in cringe* The angel ones are quite popular, apparently.
SkunkTheLoner
Level 60
Candy Dispenser
Joined: 9/17/2015
Threads: 59
Posts: 1,380
Posted: 2/19/2016 at 5:57 PM
Post #4
Did u sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a sweet butt.
Are you wearing space pants? Cuz ur butt is out of this world.
Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Aliciahou
Level 60
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 10/31/2013
Threads: 81
Posts: 2,347
Posted: 2/20/2016 at 7:05 PM
Post #5
Wow that second to last one is...awesome XD
Username52074
Level 30
Joined: 2/6/2016
Threads: 4
Posts: 120
Posted: 2/20/2016 at 7:12 PM
Post #6
Are you Google? Because you're everything i'm searching for.
There's a cheesy one for you.
Kosa
Level 60
Stocking Stuffer
Joined: 1/26/2013
Threads: 16
Posts: 559
Posted: 2/20/2016 at 7:58 PM
Post #7
Honey, bee the Queen of my hive.
(spelling mistake intentional)
May add more later.
Swirl
Level 65
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/5/2015
Threads: 130
Posts: 3,226
Posted: 2/21/2016 at 4:02 AM
Post #8
I really like the vitamin me one xD
TwirlandDance
Level 59
Fancy Pants
Joined: 9/24/2014
Threads: 43
Posts: 288
Posted: 2/22/2016 at 9:02 AM
Post #9
Sure
Nightbane
Level 75
Knight
Joined: 11/29/2013
Threads: 291
Posts: 12,025
Posted: 2/22/2016 at 9:57 AM
Post #10
oh gawd these are so cheesy that i'm grimacing and cringing so damn harddd
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