Ok, so I like this guy, and I tell my friend all about him, and I introduce them, and yeah. Then I slip him a love note, when he thinks she likes him, and I sign it with my trade mark. Then he thinks it's her and she tells him it's her, then tells me, oh I stole your love note. So yeah, I'm mad. And then he goes along with it and asks her out when I know for a fact he doesn't like her because he's always saying bad things about her. And then she starts bragging. Oh, me and so and so are going out. Haha loser. And then she walks away. And I'm worried for my friend and crush, because I know that she's a jerk, but he obviously doesn't. What should I do? Please please please help me.

Uh...
I don't really know how someone would be able to help you with this, but:

-Your crush doesn't seem like the nicest person either
-Why would he ask her out if he doesn't like her?
-You should probaby sign love notes with your actual name

and finally

-if they start dating for real, you probably won't be able to do anything. The best way to do it is just to leave them be and let the guy figure it out for himself, because if you try to intervene you could come accross as a jerk and that would be bad.

Thank you!