I take the amulet and I make an army of solid snake from the metal gear series and I begin to rule the world

After somebody *cough, NIGHTBANEWOLF cough cough* eats me, I somehow poisoned them so they threw me up. I took the form of a snake, invaded the snake army, and was about to confront their snake-loving leader when a volcano erupts, disturbing me snake form and turning me into an okapi. I gallop off into the sunset, which gives me a chemical reaction so I die in okapi form and revert back to human form. I bite into a cupcake giving me magic power of superspeed and run around the earth three times. 13 seconds later, I bump into a wall which crumbles, revealing a map to Atlantis. After travling by map to Atlantis, I meet a friendly mermaid who gives me another map that shows how to enter the eye of a needle. I do so, and finding myself back on land, I am hungry so I bite into a cheez-it and find an amulet!

As soon as you grab the amulet, it melts in your fingers.

I turn into solid snake from the metal gear series and I sneak in and steal the amulet. I then shoot you with a gun in the head and I leave while using a metal gear ray

Using superspeed and my Harry Potter invisibility cloak, I grab the amulet out of your hands. I hide it under a rock in Atlantis

Still being solid snake, I drive ray underwater to Atlantis to find the amulet and I get it. I go back up and go hide in the metal gear series universe