You have yourself a deal my good adventurer. Save me some of that luffox bacon would you? Sounds absolutely delicious.

I might sell my soul, if you can tell me what I'll get in return? This half-cat, half-immortal being, half-human isn't a fool, she wants to know the terms & conditions.

*stares at very hard* Wouldn't that just be an immortal cat girl? And if you're immortal there's no real value there. I mean how the heck am I supposed to collect on the soul of someone who won't die? I mean sure I could bind you into an eternal contract of servitude...but I'm not looking for servants. I thank you for showing interest in donating though.

What do you mean by "Soul"????

I said I'm half-immortal, giving my soul away would turn me into a specter at some point in my life, and I'm not even very sure if I have a soul, I do have some feelings and stuff, I have people who don't believe I have a soul, and I think they are right, and how would I even give you my soul? How does that work? And who are you collecting souls for?